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Have you not factored in the heat death toll? Sadly some posters will have fallen by the wayside

I was just playing along with why you can’t understand joy

You think cerebral palsy is funny?

Latest lottery win amount is £195m. Crazy amount but what would you do with it if you won? I’d think I’d jack the job, spend a lot of time in Tuscany. Maybe make a donation to discount Saintweb subscriptions by 20% maybe consider a padded seat at St Mary’s

Starmer v Truss is manna from heaven for Labour. She can’t connect but hey we get our NI increase back and she will deliver defeat

Or being a snarky little cunt who fails to understand joy

I’m hearing ‘burning platform’ a lot

Do you think I may have been a bit hasty borrowing to start my own frozen pillow cases business?

Hairy growler?

You visit very odd places. Do you ever think you could be using your time in a more constructive way?

I’m off to the beach after work. Better not bloody cool down too quickly

It’s 32 degrees here in Southampton so not extreme as Sky News hope it will be sitting in garden with a cold cider. I know I have been a fool and should have my head in a frozen pillow case but I will take my chance

He is a total cunt. Always has been. So much protection from media barons as should be all over the papers about his meeting Lebvedev. Not a buffoon a nasty bit of work

Just noticed your avatar. Do you like to black up? Sweet you still seem to have strong feelings for Boris. FYI it is not reciprocated.

I want to tell my boss I want a siesta this afternoon but think he will probably tell me to fuck off

Hottest place so far according to Sky is 32.3C

Fuck, you made me go on LinkedIn. All those interesting requests waiting for me

Bought a little Woozoo ball fan from Costco. Fucking brilliant and I try not to think of the electric meter.

Daily Mail finding very hard to let go

Fuck me been watch BBC Breakfast for 10 mins and you would think it was Armageddon. Don’t drive between 11 and 3pm. FFS my car has air con. Of course it may break down in which case I woud’ leave it and be burnt to death within 5 mins. Of course vulnerable people need to be careful so expect some warnings but not this level of hysteria

They pile into him all the time. Mind he calls them far right Tommy Robinson sorts as well

Just read Liz Truss was born in 1975. Genuinely thought she was in her mid to late 60s with loads of make up. Aged badly that one.

12 years on and it’s just about cutting waste innit. Simple

Liz Truss is a car crash. Fucking thick robot