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And Ole never had Utd playing this poorly

Beheadings to attend?

Unbeaten against Man City looks an even more incredible achievement. One of Portugal’s best teams are 4-0 down at half time.

Or f**king gameday

Heard Liverpool fans call him cocktail sausage arms

Yeah we really have been humiliated here. Obviously it is not sport but Russia get absolutely fucked if they invade.

I have heard loads of praise for Saints this week. pundits will always annoy but that isn’t because of bias necessarily just that they are wet and talk in cliches.

I heard he said the cat had done nothing wrong

So is Hojberg. The green grass of ambition

Interesting. Definitely felt like that

Every stat I have seen suggests Conte has made Spurs the hardest working if most running is the measure.

I really fear the Dele Alli we saw at St Mary’s in December. If he plays that well again he will get a hat trick minimum. I like the simplistic analysis they won previously so confident so will be good again. If only thinking positively made you win games. btw they won well against Brentford and were shit in following game against Newcastle. Having said that also think 1-1 or 3-0

We now have only 3 games left against teams in top 8 and they are all at home. So looks an easy run in

I liked his kick away save with his feet. Reminded me of when we had to take turn in goal and I couldn’t be arsed to make an effort

Terribly sad news.

I know not really a common opinion. It’s his smugness and he’s not a true football man.

Welcome. Just remember always be nice to everyone and no swearing

Atwell was good today

Is there a bigger wanker on tv than Jake Humphrey?

Armstrong poor so far

Or Ralph has actually watched how well Walcott has performed?

I just hope there are enough stretchers available to carry the poor players off at the end, as no way they will be able to walk after playing twice in 4 days

Half an orange and a cup of sugary tea at half time will do the job

Blimey yeah forgot. He must be in all sorts of trouble

Do you know what exhausted means?