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Just noticed your avatar. Do you like to black up? Sweet you still seem to have strong feelings for Boris. FYI it is not reciprocated.

I want to tell my boss I want a siesta this afternoon but think he will probably tell me to fuck off

Hottest place so far according to Sky is 32.3C

Fuck, you made me go on LinkedIn. All those interesting requests waiting for me

Bought a little Woozoo ball fan from Costco. Fucking brilliant and I try not to think of the electric meter.

Daily Mail finding very hard to let go

Fuck me been watch BBC Breakfast for 10 mins and you would think it was Armageddon. Don’t drive between 11 and 3pm. FFS my car has air con. Of course it may break down in which case I woud’ leave it and be burnt to death within 5 mins. Of course vulnerable people need to be careful so expect some warnings but not this level of hysteria

They pile into him all the time. Mind he calls them far right Tommy Robinson sorts as well

Just read Liz Truss was born in 1975. Genuinely thought she was in her mid to late 60s with loads of make up. Aged badly that one.

12 years on and it’s just about cutting waste innit. Simple

Liz Truss is a car crash. Fucking thick robot

Penny Mordaunt looks so miserable but I definitely would

You should have a rolling screen listing all the threads you started, posts and the infractions, maybe get MLG to do a reading. We could all come out with keyboards as mark of respect like the icecream men do.

Thick or fat

Centaurus - faster than pissy Omicron and doesn’t give a fuck if you are vaccinated.

I can’t believe they are still letting sport be played and shoos to open when clearly there will be deaths although lovely breeze in the garden at the mo making it very pleasant and I feel no where close to death

Only Saintsweb could be arguing about the weather

The great thing about this weather is I fry eggs on the car bonnet and saves gas so helps ease cost of living crisis

And I will be watching the Open and the cricket whilst in and out of the garden. Steak on BBQ for lunch and haven’t quite decided what to have tea, I wil!probably have a couple of beers and also drink some water. I also do like to have a biscuit at 315pm. Further updates to follow

I don’t know about others but inserting a lolly in your arse does help

Been to Moscow albeit very whistlestop. Load of ugly miserable fuckers. Also seen plenty of the fur clad slags in the Alps ski’ing. Not my sort but each to their own.

Godless alcoholic cunts and very ugly.

I am healthy and never been in hospital other than A and E a couple of times for football injuries. Missus is exactly the same and one of kids fell over and needed checking over and that is only time any of them have been in hospital. I pay shedload of taxes and NI and family have been very little burden on NHS so overall massive net contributor. So can’t really comment from personal experience but agree with Turkish that our lifestyle is shocking in so much as people not looking after themselves then wanting a medical fix. Hate the thought of it being privatised though as see what hell poor people in US experience.

This may appear a sweeping generalisation but black people are more athletic and over represented as an average in athletics, men’s football … No one is talking about quotas just an observation that strange not to have more females excelling.

The men’s team must make your head spin then? edir - ok someone already make that point