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2-0 down at home. After all that promise. So sad

To back up what you are saying Kraken i saw her on Sky and she was car crash there as well

Another one who needs to f**k off ASAP.

Nadine Dorries comes across as deranged. Another one way out of depth. Politics is so depressing when there are so few of any substance

Maybe we could announce a deal with a betting partner to help lift spirits?

Come on fatty f**k off

Easy to make lazy Man City comparison. Just buying average players hardly wanted by their previous mid table teams doesn’t equate to shoring up the defence. Howe needs to prove he can organise a defence first.

Other than the Brazilian midfielder from Lyon who I hadn’t heard of but sounds handy, Newcastle signings been massively underwhelming.

Let Boufal go too early

Interesting interview with Cummings https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2022/01/dominic-cummings-the-man-trying-to-take-down-boris-johnson.html

You do know that all the newspapers are reporting it and including the audio?

Yeah didn’t take long. Fear loads of Utd fans will pile on to the poor girl as name is everywhere.

What has Greenwood done?

They haven’t gone to Dubai. Gone to Saudi Arabia

Rangers support is decent. Haven’t stopped singing all game. Also original chants

Are Fulham still going to have the neutral section with give scope for huge away following?

I didn’t think Lampard did a terrible job at Chelsea. Fashionable to mock only English manager over the exotic foreigner though. By no means do I think it will be a success but there are plenty of fans who just fawn over likes of Tuchel. Yeah he won the CL although that won’t save him at Chelsea if they carry on for much longer being as shit as hey have been recently

We shouldn’t stop League for South American games but f**k it I should be able to cope one weekend without games. Worse possible timing cos even more focus on bs dull transfer stories about which youth player no one has heard of is going out on loan from Leicester to Rochdale.

Johnson: "We have the fastest growing economy in the G7." Latest GDP growth figures: 🇫🇷 3% 🇮🇹 2.6% 🇩🇪 1.7% 🇨🇦 1.3% 🇬🇧 1.1%

They also drag it out by talking verrrrrrrry sloooooooowly so their lack of content goes so much further. And dramatic pauses for what is mostly inane guff. And….the…..thing……that…..is………interesting……is….. Nice…….might…….demand …… a fee. Wow f**king incredible

I know all this sports psychology and visualisation works for some but in a 100m sprint someone will always come last even if they are all visualising coming first. I just look in the mirror each morning and chant Whelk you are a winner for a minute. Although in terms of inspiring quotes I do like Eleanor Roosevelt’s: “no one can make you feel inferior without your consent”

Maybe they should force everyone to do that survey doing the rounds a few years back? Don’t remember much but I came out proper fan. Not sure Kingsland Centre will be big enough!

Blimey - nice little payday for Woy

I’m hoping it’s the annoying fucker behind us who just slags the team off from start to finish. Maybe they could do a nomination system and we could put all the cunts together?

Conservative minister resigns in anger over Covid fraud https://news.sky.com/story/treasury-minister-lord-agnew-resigns-over-governments-lamentable-record-on-tackling-covid-business-loan-fraud-12524460 over 1000 companies given handouts weren’t even trading before Covid. Sunak getting no stick for this but absolutely shocking incompetence that criminals worked it out and simply got away with it and govt not even trying to do anything. Shambolic