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CB Fry going to busy this week with the inevitable ‘we aren’t safe lot’ shitting their pants

There is some law that however desperate you are for a club to be relegated they somehow survive. Took that Everton goal as bad as Saints conceding

Just like the Capitol riots Jan 6th and anti Brexit marches eh?

Spot on. Fucking football club

I put Izal in for lent

Are you saying 2 ply annoys as you need 3 ply for a softer experience?

Yeah matey gambling ads with happy diverse bunch jumping around for joy and lip service to the wrecking lives bit. agree with most but they have been ‘line-o’s for as as long as I can remember and I will never be calling them assist referees, maybe assistos.

We could do our first double of the season but won’t hold my breath.

I think he mostly cries during halftime team talks

Though sacking dyche seemed mad. Now looks inspired

Why the fuck he plays Long over AA I don’t know. Whilst always have a soft spot for Shane he couldn’t get a game at a Championship club and now seems to be in our starting eleven. Depressing how shite we are.

We can only dream of 46 points. Can’t remember the cup final this year either

Crazy when we have Burnley hot on our heels and 40points might not be safe

I know although presumably a publicity stunt if missed deadline as shrewd enough to have done enough research on what is what he has made a fortune doing

Ok not football but reporter on ITV saying the Katie Taylor fight tonight is the biggest across both genders for over 50 years. No it fucking ain’t!

Only one page in build up thread on day of game. Reflects the apathy and hope not mirrored by the players today. 2-2

That is mad - away day 60 miles away on bank holiday weekend. Might have to lose their commentators tag as the best fans on the planet

Late bid from Jim Ratcliffe

Think tank is far too grand a term for those cunts

Biting a nail and then realising exposed too much of skin. Fucking painful and get no sympathy from the missus who is baffled why I wouldn’t use nail clippers although I see her point.

Yeah genuinely funny how desperate the Daily Mail are but then here we see evidence of the useful idiots lapping it up. Pathetic that BBC feel obliged to discuss for fear of not being balanced.

Even as a 16 yo I don’t give a flying fuck what Micah Richards thinks of ranking PL derbies let alone discuss it. I’ve got make-up to put on.

Chris Marsden lives in Paphos

I am getting too old for this sort of inane shite.

When you get the butler to read you the Saintsweb posts and he pauses before saying any swear words.