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Do you listen to Football Cliches podcast? I put this one up there with ‘for my sins’

What is noticeable is how they never say wear a hat with corks hanging from it to keep the flies away. And not once seen climb into a Sainsbury’s freezer

No

Clear some twat had a hard-on for a public schoolboy. Ooooh the charisma

Who is trying to win anyone round? Even the thick Brexit voters aren’t that stupid to see they have fuck all benefit and clowns in charge don’t even understand how to sort.

Media issuing tips for what to do in hot weather. What? I shouldn’t stay in sun all day and not drink any water? Cheers

Not a fan of many of the shadow cabinet but Yvette Cooper immensely more equipped than her counterpart. This is very good

Burnley at home

Fine win. Shame Surrey did the same

Imagine the frothing if happened here? Grow lettuces on your extra day off

Pretty much any cunt that takes time to send an inane message to a Radio DJ or show. “Loving the music getting through my hangover before my holiday”

TBH lettuce is the one thing I don’t really care how much it costs but that price seems mental

Don’t forget we are soon to have have a massive tax cut thanks to Sunak. The cut that partially undoes the increase they piled on at a perilous time for many. No other country has increased taxes on people when everything is going through the roof.

Daily Mail - ‘meddling judges’. Imagine having laws eh.

It’s a Brexit thread pal. What were you expecting?

Don’t worry he has media friends

I have always paid my council tax but apparently I now have to put my asbestos in the cut way as these snowflakes refuse to take it

FA love Southgate so no way he is going anywhere. Just delivers shite football and teams. Watched probably 5 mins of these 4 games. Fuck all interest in England until the World Cup starts. Then I can get really angry. Getting knocked out when it is wet and freezing will be even more depressing than normal

Woman of principle has now seen the light

Saw one of their mouthpiece MP going on about elites not waiting for council houses. Do they still do council houses?

Turning up with a bag of stones amounting to about a kilogram and being told it will cost you £1179 to throw it in the tip

Turning nouns into verbs. How do you laptop ask Google

Relegation would be a financial disaster for England

It’s not, it’s Mike Ashley