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Fucking hell I thought SOG waffled. TLDR

“Hello chaps, nice to see you all again. Maybe you could help me with a problem I have; i keep getting rinsed on a football forum by people who aren’t as right-wing as me” ”Fuck off Ralph, get the beers in you tight cunt and stop banging on about politics you boring bastard}

Nice to know Ralphie has some friends. I assumed he stayed in watching GB News all day and checking his stocks.

No one who has wished me Happy holidays has remained alive

Hearing the Best 3 songs: Fairytale of New York - The Pogues and Kirsty Stop the Cavalry - Jona Lewie 2000 Miles - The Pretenders With a nod to Bing and Bowie’s Little Drummer Boy

Gridlocked supermarket car parks

Weirdly I prefer when Saints are away although will never miss a home game

Making sure you are aware of changes to bin day

I am not such a heathen to enjoy ultra processed cheese but don’t stray too far from mature cheddar

My kids are now in their twenties and no grandkids as yet but still so much to enjoy Extravagant food shops Home made sausage rolls

What are those pain in the arse triangle ones that are a bugger to get the foil off?

‘best of all time’ needs replacing on the title

It was of its time and ran its course but most of the writing was very funny. 6 white heterosexuals, you won’t see that as a make up ever again

Is this the thread where Turkish calls MLG a hypocrite for celebrating the birth of baby Jesus?

There are some sick bastards on this forum

Friends was funny. Same with Frasier and Cheers. Brits that think UK has some monopoly on being funny are also amusing though

#PrayfortheLandlords

Despite being desperate to not increase rent for his tenants he caved into his agent’s request and hiked it. He had no choice but to, Rachel Reeves made him do it.

https://news.sky.com/story/stars-and-fans-including-liam-gallagher-paul-weller-and-david-beckham-gather-for-gary-mani-mounfields-funeral-13486689 well respected

That sausage looks like one the EU wanted banning for not being straight enough

Scaramucci said even when they told Trump something and the figure was 85% he deliberately changed it to 96% in a speech. When they asked him why he changed the number to 96 he said it sounded better. Staggering how many want to trust this nutter.

Hard to believe in 1991 the care for boxers welfare was shocking From Wikipedia: There was no ambulance or paramedic at the event.[2]Doctors wearing dinner jackets arrived but only after more than eight minutes had elapsed, during which time the fallen fighter received no oxygen. A total of 28 minutes elapsed before Watson received treatment in a hospital neurosurgical unit.[5][6] He spent 40 days in a coma and had six brain operations to remove a blood clot.

I wonder how the promoters would have felt if he ended up like Michael Watson. Haven’t watched and no intention to do so.

Do you have kids? I am thinking not

He’d be delighted as he is one of these cunt landlords who loves to exploit