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I stayed there last summer and was stunned to notice a peep hole in the bathroom. When I investigated further I could see at the other was some bloke who look very much like Gibson furiously knocking one out, the little pervert. All you can eat breakfast was great though

I used to be right behind any English team in Europe but far less bothered now. If Rayo had’ve beaten Palace I would have been equally pleased

They’ve created the Conference for the mid table teams and clear PL runs deeper than any other league. PL teams should be winning it every year

And you avoided snakes slithering up your arsehole and spiders biting your cock off?

Listing the Community Shield as a major trophy win

Probably the most uplifting threads on Saintsweb is when discussing travelling and holidays. Well definitely less snarky

TBF any Brit that has made it to Belgium is probably a little more sophisticated than many

Well summed up

And cheaper than the airport!

Watch out for that cloud on the horizon

Went recently and enjoyed bars in Kreuzberg - sort of anti-fascist Bohemian part. Felt very quiet compared to other busy cities but as above post recommend a WW2 walking tour. Wasn’t fussed about Checkpoint Charlie and Brandenburg Gate but some good free museums. Topography of Terror if you want a reminder of how evil the Nazis were. Also some interesting stuff about the wall. Season finished but football is a different level there in terms of experience of the day with thousands there two hours before game drinking etc. Transport easy to get around on trains, didn’t try the trams, although Ubers were very cheap too.

I haven’t listened since spygate as these sort of respectful new fans who post on the BBC, or worse call a radio phone in, bleating about cheating.

Good first impressions? Fancy there or Kefalonia this summer maybe

Where are you off to?

Where you going to go if you're hungry? Having said that some are better than others but I am too principled to buy a small bag of Haribo for £6.50

People’s, well the media obsession with record temperatures being broken. It’s fucking hot but I don’t care if it’s 32.4 or 32.9 in Berkshire

You know as much as any of us but always keen to be the pompous contrarian.

Less angry now esp as Boro got done. Everyone fucks up so I’d forgive and keep

Absolutely. I hate these cunts now and that isn’t artificial or manufactured. Don’t fucking sing about them though

What a colossal prick. Yeah he looks ecstatic

And I expect all the pastie cunts are now sun burnt

I’ve decided to do some crack cocaine and a bit of gardening

Came illegally and given refugee status. Taking the piss. Sex offenders and people traffickers welcome. Maybe got some sympathy when processing as the Taliban doesn’t let them do such things (I guess)

They are almost suggesting that a heatwave over a BH weekend is a bad thing. Was in Paris last week at 13 degrees which was taking the piss levels for spring.

BBC leading story about the weather. Care homes having to purchase additional fans due to climate change