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This has been lifted straight from Viz

Forgot about Anna Ford

I can only conclude this chap is mentally ill.

1-1 in the most important relegation game in our history.

Made a decent fist of it but not enough. Interesting see what fight they have in 2nd half

Can forgive some mistakes but fucking hell Adams you stupid twat. Never play that ball and your a fucking professional

City are on a Liverpool style drop off. Hammering them

He doesn’t need a rest. Let him just build up confidence and hook him at 60 mins

One constant. Sourness is a cunt

Missing out may help his goals conceded stats but would much preferred he played tonight

The diversity officer always got the chicks

I think if all were in their prime would be Kirsty Young or maybe Selina Scott. Intelligence is an aphrodisiac Kirsty Wark is ferociously intelligent and not been mentioned yet. Maitliss isn’t my sort. Or Cathy Newman - seems too up tight although do like curls as a rule. And forgot about Kate Silverton - capable of filth I think

Anyone know if they are still singing this?

We have found something that sort of unifies us

And after lots of soul searching is off to GB News to seek redemption

Who was the Scottish Channel 5 one who did Desert Island Disks?

Sally is pretty fit but not sure I have forgiven her for laughing at watch she thought were garish kits but were iconic kits she don’t ‘get’. I mean some things are more important than sex

You’re right. Raworth is fit as fuck too Rippon started it off followed by Selina Scott

Give me Minchin and Munchetty any day. The latter can be very annoying at times. I think every bloke is his 40s or 50s fancies Reed

He’s left now. Sure ratings will plummet. Bloke is a cock but people clearly tune in for his opinions.

I never even thought of Megan as ‘person of colour’ until it got mentioned and now constantly does. Just looks like a brunette to me. maybe I have truly reached non-racist nirvana. Think I might become a pan sexual next

And her hubby the champion of mental health and sought help himself. Doesn’t ring true that she would be just refused but who knows and she gets the first blows in

Yep the racist cunts

I don’t have strong views either way but slagging off your dad on tv isn’t right. also Meghan invites Oprah (who she’d apparently only met once prior to that) to her wedding (the fake one) which seems to be the action of someone who knows how to court positive publicity. the race thing - fck me and as above if you had a blonde and ginger couple you might say wonder what colour hair they might have. Obviously don’t know the ‘concern’ context so may be more to it but hey there’s a racist we can pile on so let’s go for it.

Not a subject that overly interests me but for my sins just watched Piers Morgan talking about the interview. obviously he has an agenda and the is perfect subject for him to go all shock jock on but makes some good points and was being called out as a racist bully by Tricia for attacking Megan. As an aside would it be shocking if Phillip commented about baby skin colour?