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A facile comment. They are not actually solving climate change btw.

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The natural fit

Like the Scotland get battered chant

You are the only reason I visit here. I cannot find such levels of pretension anywhere else.

I smiled

Are we saying paying 10p for a carrier bag isn’t really working?

Jeff will soon be disowning any of his friends who own cars. Although this is moot of course.

What’s an internet caricature?

You got such a good read on people it’s staggering, You go looking for bonding with other sad saps who slag me off. Bless your heart although this obsession must stop. I’m sorry I turned down our date offer.I didn’t realise how much it would hurt you. I think this place means a lot more to you than me. ‘Losing debates’? I call it mocking thick fckers

Aren’t you suicidal living in Norway?

She will have daddy issues if you never hug her

Brilliant And can be adapted to I believe we will lose at any point. Could even have stands contradicting each other.

I did that one but needs restating.

Wetting myself and not realising what I have done

Smacking isn’t hitting. What a trite comparison.

Just pretentious fckers like you. Hurts you I know but have your number sunshine.

First thing I do when I come home is smack the kids. Toughens them up

Was this a dream? You been on the sensi?

We need to be gentler We are red we are white John Westwood is not very bright. If wanting to be meaner .....JW meringues are not very light Or JW runs away from a fight

Ricky Villa’s FA Cup goal being closer to WW2 than to today.

Prison is too good for the racist bastard. That friendship was clearly all a ruse. Should share a cell with Danny Baker, Trudeau and Jeff

Peter Sissons passing away at 77

This is a really catchy tune that is easy to sing along. Fcking cool to have a Van song as well Needs some appropriate words but that’s the easy bit

Does everyone have to whistle at the end?