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It isn’t even an original story. The pikey fcker copied this 'Worst day' tweet Harrogate bookshop gets 'amazing' response http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-44640121

I would’ve thought having a co ck would be quite the draw for you?

Cracked it have we? FFS did you start this thread planning that post? I won’t rest until a Muslim wins best director. Probably movie direction is an area where punts are constantly taken on young hopefuls. I think the actress at the Nuffield should be paid at least as much Tom Cruise. Fcking sexism

The BBC journos were in mourning as if to a man we’d all be disappointed or outraged.

Is that cos the scummers took all her food?

Good substitute if trying to have a dry January and stay off the coke. Then sup on a Heineken 0.0 and know your decision making is unimpaired

Fck that. How about some business genius at the club works out what we all know? Incompetent pr1cks.

Sh1t dried out clementines misleadingly being bright orange. And pips

And it is their 101st game this season

Only two teams below us have a better goal difference than us despite the 0-9

No different season. Completely dissimilar

We didn’t win away 8-0

Surely you mean vag?

Asked the question before but if you could have any player from PL team into Saints? would have to be KDB

Charlie Nicholas predicted 0-5 and was getting stick. Looks conservative

Ta - he has looked sh1te so far

City looking like going to absolutely hammer Villa.

Didn’t realise Villa had Drinkwater?

I always wondered who caused that. It was hypo all along.

Get your flights to Seville booked early. Notorious fir police treating fans poorly.

Marks out of 10 for his campaign?

Equally there are fools who blindly stay loyal to payers who aren’t up to it. The good guys. I’m undecided on Adams. People gloating about not writing Stephens off but he was sh1t many times and if people couldn’t see it then they don’t have a great take on the game. Of course Ralph saw more than most and that is seemingly paying off now.

Are you sure you are not telling fibs young lad?

Not true