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Why do West Ham bother with that pre-game bubble bollocks with no fans there?

Why doesn’t Ralph blame that sweaty bowling ball bald bastard?!

It’s lockdown

He’s actually for us

He’s another bald cunt

They should wheel that fucker out of Stockley Park and talk us through your decision you bald cunt

Theo is going to have a good game to shut up all the cunts

We will hail Diallo keeping Grealish under control after a good win tonight. 2/1 Saints win looks good value. Dont mind Adams being dropped.

Still a nightmare logistically as presumably we have no data records on their population so would have to hand over on trust depleting our supply.

You’d rather we gave the vaccine to a Chinese 80 yo before a UK 70 yo then? Easy to poo poo nationalism but not many will think like you

We didn’t join the single currency or Schengen Agreement but yes unlikely we’d go outside of the agreement.

What do you think the reaction to giving Irish citizens a vaccine ahead of British would be? Personally bollocks to that

Seems a long time since we had good reason to hate the French but Macron is a loathsome leader for all his superficial charm. Glad he knows so much about vaccines efficacy rates too. Great PR for Brexit too.

Fuck the EU. Glad we’re out!

We’re one big happy family wishing each other well and respecting that there are times when we don’t agree.

If life got too bad I would test it’s efficacy by jumping into a vat of sulphuric acid. Apparently that’s a nice peaceful way to go.

Presumably just Covid and not other things? If not that’s the one I want

You can imagine the news debating programmes in Europe full of panelist’s bemoaning why they are not more like the Uk in sorting out vaccine rollout

Don’t know who was responsible for giving Capita this gig but there are consequences of such things. Philippa Day: Benefit errors 'predominant factor' in mum's death https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-55826996

Looking v good against Burnley. Just make sure you get that yellow Grealish

Halfwit like you wouldn’t understand the undisputed intelligence detailing the interference

And the furlough money would be an anathema to her. Look after yourselves you cunts

Boris Johnson being his usual embarrassment at PMQs. How does anyone follow and have confidence in this fucker?

Cheer up lads. We always beat Villa

Theo has been an excellent signing you fuckwits