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whelk

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  1. TBF anyone who commissions a plane banner for anything is some sort of cunt.
  2. But to be clear you no way support this what with you being an easily persuaded tolerant swing voter?
  3. Burnley is one of those horrible places that epitomises the home of the thick racist Brexit voter. Overweight, badly dressed aggressive ugly sorts making it a thoroughly depressing place. If you lived there you would hate everything and be a right wing cnt. They stood out when featured on Real Football Factories as a ugly in-breads that no designer clothes could mask or make them appear anything but pitiful.
  4. Next you’ll be telling us you know gay people,
  5. Fck knows why I can’t seem to ditch this quote meant for another. da 5 Bloods was ok although was a feeling of must see it through giving up on White Lines - main actress does my melon
  6. I have a black friend and he thinks... would have to be one. what about Rotherham? complain about left wing BBC find a bogus flyer and piss your pants
  7. Back to back weather reports south then national
  8. People clearly masturbating and not fully focused when on a Teams meeting.at work
  9. whelk

    Coronavirus

    I think that was the period I posted some of my greatest work. At least I can say cock piss shit cunt tit wank now
  10. whelk

    Coronavirus

    And they fcking know they are going to go to a metre distance so why not let hospitality industry know now?. Poor sods hit hardest and been prepping for 2 metres.
  11. whelk

    Coronavirus

    So few daily deaths and fewer than 5000 people in hospital. Why can I not go to the pub or get a haircut? Or even my nails done.
  12. Cab anyone remember a good Merseyside derby? Fcking borefest as always
  13. Are the shirts upsetting you petal?
  14. SOG hasn’t turned up yet. I’m left leaning but would like them pour sulphuric acid down the fcker’s throat
  15. Another jihadi cunt in Reading. Bastard probably couldn’t wait for lockdown to end.
  16. It’s not a rumour he was an ex-copper. Quite a bit known about him and his village now campaigning to get rid of his chairman role or whatever. God knows what you think the benefit is of fabricating a story, Do you think Neil Armstrong walked on moon it was it a big warehouse?
  17. About as insightful as Alex Scott
  18. Hodgson looks a lot better for lockdown hair
  19. And those West Ham masks look like pants
  20. I’ve yet to watch a game where the commentator hasn’t made a joke about crowded penalty area. “No social distancing there” guffaw guffaw chortle chortle
  21. whelk

    Coronavirus

    We might be able to go on holiday then?
  22. Nice touch with the booing sounds too
  23. Usual MO claiming Bolton is leaking classified info and needs to pay the price. Sure all the interesting bits will be out but might even have to buy it
  24. Can’t see a thread started. Leno going to be out for this one. Supremely confident, 3-1
  25. Feels like I should be betting on every game to end 0-0
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