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Was that David Brent or Denzel Washington?

Expect he's been making ostrich slurs again.

Plymouth are practically champions already. 1-0 down at Blackpool. Bless

Lol

Tony Gale has mentioned Hoddle 57 times in 3 minutes All of SSN old boys hardly having a go at all. 'He's been badly advised' No he is a greedy fat arrogant pr1ck

Really caring less and less about England now. Hope he goes just for the laughs.

Looks much better. Hope ticket purchases are simpler. Surprised no Sunderland Cup details yet

Many rumours he will go tonight

Listening to Klopp on MNF?

Why has football attracted so many tactics and formation bores? Pseuds corner indeed. Equivalent of striking up conversation with Fast Show character - 'are we going to win the cup?' with people banging on about it all the time.

7/5 saints win with Hills. Thought we might be odds on being a cocky smug Englishman who sneers at leagues I am not familiar with.

Yeah right. Hang fire til next summer when you can start again you giant whoopsie

Bomb Head Office and destroy all records.

Love the way Sky making so much about the stadium. Yeah all about that.

£85m to Barcelona will satisfy me. In two years time.

'Tis his grammar - think he meant could be 7 or 8. Mark Noble also said could have been 6. Actually decent comments from him in interview

Jamie Redknapp: 6-0 would have been unfair

Playing better than last season. Man is a genius

We need to get a Group K song going

'Wheeler dealer?........Fck off!'

And challenge any hack to get a sensationalist story, or anything of interest out of a Puel press conference.

There is only so much people can say about the game. And everyone has heard what people like Wenger have said. When it was Ferguson it was everywhere 'prettiest wife' etc. New faces like Pep and Klopp bound to give hacks far more angles on their pieces. Same in boxing though hyping before the fight although who wouldn't hate Mourinho. Whatever people say we all like and need the big clubs to create the news. I do get that some people seem to like Saints rather than football itself but I must say I find that odd.

Depressing morning. Nick Cohen summarises what most Labour supporters feel. http://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/09/this-could-be-the-end-of-the-labour-party/ 'Banal in content, conspiracist in essence, utopian in aspiration and vicious in practice.'

Are all the lot losing interest giving Inter away a miss? Feeling very optimistic now and Puel will be our greatest ever manager.

Cheers. I heard ultimate mania stores games so can watch later. Don't need that too often but games like Boxing Day v Arsenal it can come in handy. Does it have that?