stev2001

Can't wait till Saturday, we just need to get to them early.

Is he an invertebrate then?

more saints fans in the away end the better I say. Ref might find it strange when even the away fans are calling for a pen when Lambert is fouled outside the box though.

I cant remember where it is posted but a Cov fan come on here and said alot of Cov fans don't want to go now they are relegated so would happily sell their tickets. He posted a link to their forum.

it says "You will need to have your own studs or blades, no trainers allowed on the pitch" 14:30 Saturday they might need to rethink that

log out while you still can and stop reading this

49 hours now until we score our first goal

I'm fine now but come saturday the bowels will start to loosen.

Hope he performs like koncheski ( wrong spelling I know) did against his old club.

How did you get a pic of the misses from our states holiday?

Don't buy the jcw you'll have far too much fun you'll spend a fortune on fuel. Could help but keep my right foot nailed to the floor when I had one for a week.

Mate this is an awesome engine. Take it from someone who knows. Better than the petrol in every sense. The way to beat the girly factor is to go for the sd coupe or roadstar. 2 seats but great to drive.

I'd be very surprised if she wasn't getting very good mpg, my dad has a new 116d se. Don't forget the new model 1 series has only been out 6 months? Did she have the old model?

Only if we influence any ref decisions. It does happen and it more likely with a packed SMS.

Good one, we owe them loads for that but seeing as any result for them doesn't matter we'll pay them back another time. We have given them a televised and exciting game, does that count?

Very good on mpg. Not that slow, 2 litre engine.

My 2 year old will watch saints for the first time on tv at his grandparents.

We will have more saints fans at this game at SMS than ever on record. I think I'm right in saying this.

Not seen saints ladies fc giving pompeys ladies fc a good ****ing. Pompey should get used to being ****ed over by us.

Funniest thing about him is, he from Southampton, not been to a game ever, probably doesn't even know what league we are in but if anyone mentions Pompey or someone says they are a Pompey fans he launches a tirade of abuse that anyone on here would be proud of. It seems even if football is not your bag (he's a big rugby fan and doesnt live down here no more) some things are just pre programmed. And just to keep on topic he really wants a stadium expansion

Sorry I'm out. My boss is the joke teller, most are **** but occasionally he comes out with a good one. I'll post if he does.

Ok you asked for it. A photon walked into a hotel and the concierge asked,have you any bags. No I'm travelling light. Believe me the longer I go on the worse they get so no more joke from me. Takes a bow.

Baby monitor, I bought some the other day. As they get older they don't last too long.

Is that because we can sell them cheaper and let kids have big discounts?

Glad you liked it but it's been around a while and not original. It's the only joke I ever remember so unfortunately that it.