Lighthouse

We’ve all figured out that car salesmen are bullsh*tters. What we don’t do is think we’re special for figuring this out and waste our lives trying to source a used Audi from the local taxidermist.

That’s just unhinged ranting, I can’t help you there, sorry. Here’s an example of his lunacy, it’ll have to do, I have no more time to waste on the cretin.

Nobody believes everything we’re told by western governments, or the media, that simply isn’t true. Neither is the idea that Russia has greater military output than Ukraine supported by the west. They’re burning through 50 year old Cold War tanks, their precision bombing is as accurate as a fairly good 1944 Lancaster raid.

Why would he be? As badger said, he's a compulsive liar and an absolute nutjob. Nobody is dismissing the idea that Ukraine has had a bad week but it's far too early to tell and the information so far is patchy at best, but to believe a single word that comes out of Putin's mouth is foolhardy.

He’s had the great awakening Rickie, Rickie! A flying saucer came to pass It beamed him up and probed his arse Rickie Lambert, he’s off the f**king chain.

At least, if nothing else, we have a squad of mostly technical players who suit his style, unlike with Jones.

4am is an unconventional time for a terrorist attack, not exactly a target rich environment.

Then he'll leave onm a free and we move on. That's assuming his agent isn't just bullsh*tting and he does have genuinely PL interest, which is far from assured, given how crap he's been.

Exactly, we played hard ball with all those clubs, it stands to reason that others would do the same with us. I'd be more worried if Swansea didn't give a flying f**k about Martin leaving.

If he can provide the goals which push us to promotion, he’d be well worth keeping even if he leaves on a free next summer. Any transfer fee we get now will be insignificant compared to PL money. Plus if we do go up I wouldn’t care if he buggers off anyway, he’s not a PL standard player.

I never suggested you looked it up. I’m sure you have all the spices in KFC’s seasoning committed to memory, in a non-standard text format, just like any other normal person. He’s allowed his opinion, any sane person with a basic grasp of logic, reasoning and common sense is allowed to think he’s a complete fruitcake. Barely given it a second thought since 18 months ago, when I had my booster jab and needed a PCR test to go skiing. Tiss is the one who’s been tweeting about this incessantly for three years, with all his Twitter friends living rent free in his head.

I didn’t think that needed pointing out TBH.

We haven’t missed out on anything with regards to Martin, as you said, the squad will still be away on holiday. Scouting new players won’t be his job and the people whose job it is will have been on it for months anyway. Any deals with Swansea will be dependent on a price being negotiated with them, not how much they like us. I don’t see why they’d be upset anyway, both clubs have just stuck to their guns with regards to the negotiations. It’s not like we’ve tried anything underhand or deceiving.

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/1668083952039362561

Yep, looks like they’re just going to bisect the Russian forces in that general direction, down towards the coast. No way the Russians will fight as hard as the Ukrainians did in the Azovstal plant.

Looks like they are going for Mariupol, from the villages liberated so far.

Perfect! Honestly, you literally couldn’t have given a more textbook example of the wafer-thin, asinine arguments these bullsh*t conspiracies are based upon. Completely ignore the elephant in the room, the actual point of the argument; I.E. the fact that intellectual property exists and everyone from washing machine detergents to F1 teams tries to keep it secret. No, you’ve proven that I didn’t actually go scouring the internet for the spices on some friend chicken.

I don’t care if KFC is coated in weapons grade plutonium and sodium poisonate, every major company in the world has closely guarded intellectual property, that’s proof of absolutely nothing in itself. It’s just another very obvious answer to a conspiracy-based belief system which only makes sense if you stick your head in the sand and ignore the frequent, massive, gaping holes in evidence and logic.

I think it’s hilarious that both of you pretend you don’t absolutely love each other. Face it, you’re in an online, same sex, BDSM relationship.

Fine by me, been an absolute nothing player since he had covid.

Incorrect. Her fanny actually has a resistance of 31 Ohms.

TBH I’m just annoyed that one broadcaster is allowed the monopoly on live CL games in this country.

It’s funny you should say that, I saw a family drive past my house earlier and the bunch of cretins were all wearing seatbelts. Don’t they realise that less than 0.01% of car journeys result in an accident and there have been zero studies into the long term effects of seatbelts on prostate cancer. As for what’s in the injections, it’s hilarious that you pretend you would have the first clue about the medical implications of any of the chemicals involved. Of course they won’t tell you, it’s corporate intellectual property worth billions. They won’t tell you the ingredients of KFC or Coca Cola either, are their products poisonous?

Some university, I forget which, did a study on human behaviour and probability and they reckon the maximum number of people who can know about a secret or conspiracy is roughly 20-25. Anything above that and it becomes almost certain that it’ll be leaked eventually.