Lighthouse

We are. It's nine games in four weeks from April 4th until May 2nd. That'll then be followed by two playoff semis, the Cup final on the 16th and the playoff final on the 23rd.

Weather looking pretty decent for Tuesday into Wednesday, shame I can't go this would've been a cracking new ground and away day to tick off. I hope Saints don't pull off the cliche of 'the football ruins the trip' for the fans who are there.

If you're counting cup games, I'm pretty sure Jones won three. Think we beat Palace the same week we stopped City winning the quadruple.

I think you're hearing what you want to there, there's nothing wrong with that commentary and for the most part the media absolutely love a good cup upset.

How does pricing affect atmosphere?

How dare you accuse him of thinking!

70 minutes for Manning to survive on a yellow.

We’re getting penned in a bit now, Arsenal taking control.

Concrete boots there Leo, shoot first time.

We aren’t gaining nine points in seven games on Ipswich and Millwall. We’re fighting over fourth to seventh.

That’s a belter from that angle.

I want to believe those two airmen were involved in a hilarious, Allo Allo style slapstick, with an Uzbek policeman who consistently failed to speak Persian.

I'll go with something similar except Jack in for Mayes. Unfortunately it looks like the weather is going to delay play today.

They won’t go down, even with the absolute disaster they’ve had, I don’t think they’ve actually been in the drop zone at any point. De Zerbi will keep them up, then get one heck of a payout when they sack him at Christmas.

Who shall we rename that footbridge at Fleet Services after now?

The only consistent 8/10s I can think of were Toby and Virgil, even Mane, Tadic and (to an extent) Tiss blew hot and cold. Solid six and seven is probably more fruitful; Niemi, Bertrand, Fonte, Lovren, Killer, Davis, Pelle, Le Saux

I can only assume you’re talking about the Rwandan Women’s Archery Championship and not anything related to football.

Sadly it’s about a year out of sync but you could fit the entire life of Freddie Mercury in between the births of Roy Hodgson and Tonda Eckert.

Wrexham at home, big save when 1-0 down. Leicester at home, when 1-0 up Millwall at home, kept it at 0-0 Brum away, I think we were 1-0 down when he pulled off a worldie

How can you ‘enjoy the occasion’ paying £25/£35 to watch Championship reserves against Arsenal? They’ll just get thumped, it’s basically what Puel did and we lost 0-5.

I don't care if Arsenal send out their seven week old embroynic clones of Thierry Henry, Romeu should not be starting this match.

Wasn't even the best goal in that game TBH.

No, some people were cautiously optimistic based on a fairly respectable recent record, at a decent level in Europe.

Alright, calm down. There are plenty of other websites where you can find a bit of that.

I've got mates who support Spurs, Pompey and Newcastle (I'm sure most of us have) and ahhhhh... it's just glorious. I don't know who to laugh at hardest.