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Mayes is currently the tournament’s top scorer, albeit after a modest 24 against the convicts today. Lumsden the star of the last game against NZ with five wickets for a pretty good economy. Looks like we have a couple of bright talents, I’m wondering if the former can push someone like Prest out of the team.

A lot of people wanted to believe he was being forced out of the team by Martin’s arrogance and ego, and that when the latter was sacked he was going to make some glorious return to first team action and make himself undroppable. In reality he’s just an absolute helmet who seems to have regarded his time here as little more than an inconvenience to his weekend plans.

Confirmed gone. Seems like a bat sh*t mental decision, mid-season to me. Especially as we know he wont do anything for them until they've gone down a league. Thanks for Wembley, Adam!

Why all the negativity? We've signed the Jewish Niemi and Yukon Klinsmann.

If you ever feel your life isn’t going to plan, imagine going from this to this in less than a decade.

Welcome to the club Cyle.

Did you know, that when he scores his eyes become large?

He's the Canadian Vincent Pericard.

Permanent move confirmed. Don’t all rush at once to wish him good luck and reminisce about his best moments, we might crash the server again.

ABK signing for Verona actually reminded me that there’s a Saints player I give less of a sh*t about than Aribo.

What’s wrong with Roerslev? He’s a proven Championship RB, who’s been out since the start of November with an injury. Not really his fault.

We only got Brooks because he’d been off having cancer treatment for over a year and needed somewhere to rebuild his match fitness. There’s always going to be a catch with bringing a player to the Championship. Replacing Downs with Larin would be pretty ‘meh’ IMO. Replacing the leagues top scorer, Archer AND Downs all with Larin seems like downright lunacy, I hope there’s more going on than that.

Palace are overspending a bit but JSL is three years younger, a big, tall lad and scored double figures last year. I think his form this season has been more of an indication of how sh*t Wolves are personally.

I wouldn’t want to foot the bill for that.

Surely nobody who supports Saints can believe there is a god?

I just hope he doesn’t drive to Leicester in the manner that he plays. He’ll stop at three service stations, make a wrong turn at Brackley, sit in the middle lane of the M1 doing 55 and arrive 20 minutes after the transfer window closes.

I know, right! Who would have thought that the leader of the world's largest military and nuclear arsenal being an unhinged lunatic who wants to invade Greenland would get such coverage. I want to know what colour Ariana Grande is dying her muff for the Oscars.

When he stops conceding goals Baz would have been slaughtered for I shall be most relieved. The good news is that a competent League 1 keeper would only have conceded four goals in the thirteen games Bazunu played for Tonda, so we’re now due eleven consecutive clean sheets, including last night.

Basically this. Decent player to have at a Championship level but giving him a permanent deal (on deadline day IIRC) was a pretty good avatar for our rudderless recruitment in 2024.

We won nine and drew two of his first eleven games back after injury.

The jury's still out for me so far. Three of the four goals he's let in were pretty poor, and the rest of his games is... let's say erratic. Hopefully it's just a symptom of not having recent match experience and it'll come with time.

Our third consecutive league double against the Blades, they’ve not taken a point off us since 2009.

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It’s not in the top five, or even our best half against Sheff Utd but okay.