Lighthouse

They’re not ‘pro-Boro’. Boro have been by far the better team from the first minute, what do you expect them to say?

Disagree, we’ve been off it for a few weeks now. Poor for large parts of the Bristol game and were the worse team at home to Ipswich.

At least we can make something original out of that Zombie song… He’s in your heeeeeedge In your heeeeeedge Will Salt, Will Salt, Will Salt Salt Salt

Last five wickets gone in six overs.

Well we were looking good for at least one BP but the wickets have started tumbling again. Dawson got done by a cracking delivery TBF, Fuller… let’s just say he’s rusty and leave it at that.

I swear it’s one of those Mandela Effect moments like, "Luke, I am your father," in Star Wars.

But you are a dwarf, Eskimo body builder, right?

Which boat would you rather be on; the cruise ship with hantavirus, an oil tanker in the Straight of Hormuz or a luxury yacht but it's sailing to Epstein Island?

Good God no! We’d have probably lost 4-0 again, like we did with Bazunu against Leeds earlier on that season.

Unless you’re literally Real Madrid, your players will get poached in any league in the world.

I can’t see that. Neither will want to come to Saints and sit on the bench all season and only play cup games.

The smell after it’s rained in spring or summer.

If we could have just held on against Man City….

One game.

When did I refuse to acknowledge it? The equivalence is not false, you’re confusing Iran having sh*tter weapons with them being better behaved.

I’m not sure Iraq, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Bahrain and Ukraine would agree with you on that.

A reminder that the Welsh were 397-1, whilst we ended day three on 332-15. This is Saints last season levels of appalling, every week we find new ways to embarrass ourselves.

In reality players like that are never going to stay at a club like Bournemouth once the big guns come calling. Their long term success will depend on how much they receive in transfer fees and how well they spend it. Every club is a selling club at the right price.

Haven’t you heard? Boro are so terrified of the Tonda machine they’ve forfeited the tie.

We’ve not kept a clean sheet in a league game Wood started since Millwall on New Year’s Day. I’m not saying it’s all him but the defence has never looked settled and confident with him in it.

Soldering. Just f*ck off.

The ball is 10ft up in the air when it goes over his head. He isn’t getting to the ball even if he doesn’t slip, jumps up and uses his hands to stop it.

When I’ve been in the shop recently they had the same discounts on the price tags as the did online, if that’s what you’re asking.

We would have two points more and finish on 82. Ipswich have one point less and finish on 83, level with Millwall.

So basically we could have beaten Ipswich 6-0 in midweek, won nine of our last ten league games and still finished fourth. Second was never on, even with multiple other results going our way too.