Lighthouse

You think, following one of the worst seasons in PL history, we should have sacked the new manager six games into the season, after two defeats?

Just for the record I was being sarcastic, I don’t really believe they stuck two balls in the microwave to heat them up. Everyone knows they shoved them up Joe Cole’s arse for ten minutes.

Can we get mad Nate on loan?

Right, time to get those balls in the microwave.

Lose our last eight wickets for 68 runs, just awful.

Words worthy of Lincoln himself.

Well it’s only taken until the afternoon on day three for us to actually resemble something like a professional cricket team, with bat or ball.

People will be climbing over each other to pay it.

Beyond pathetic.

We are. It's nine games in four weeks from April 4th until May 2nd. That'll then be followed by two playoff semis, the Cup final on the 16th and the playoff final on the 23rd.

Weather looking pretty decent for Tuesday into Wednesday, shame I can't go this would've been a cracking new ground and away day to tick off. I hope Saints don't pull off the cliche of 'the football ruins the trip' for the fans who are there.

If you're counting cup games, I'm pretty sure Jones won three. Think we beat Palace the same week we stopped City winning the quadruple.

I think you're hearing what you want to there, there's nothing wrong with that commentary and for the most part the media absolutely love a good cup upset.

How does pricing affect atmosphere?

How dare you accuse him of thinking!

70 minutes for Manning to survive on a yellow.

We’re getting penned in a bit now, Arsenal taking control.

Concrete boots there Leo, shoot first time.

We aren’t gaining nine points in seven games on Ipswich and Millwall. We’re fighting over fourth to seventh.

That’s a belter from that angle.

I want to believe those two airmen were involved in a hilarious, Allo Allo style slapstick, with an Uzbek policeman who consistently failed to speak Persian.

I'll go with something similar except Jack in for Mayes. Unfortunately it looks like the weather is going to delay play today.

They won’t go down, even with the absolute disaster they’ve had, I don’t think they’ve actually been in the drop zone at any point. De Zerbi will keep them up, then get one heck of a payout when they sack him at Christmas.

Who shall we rename that footbridge at Fleet Services after now?

The only consistent 8/10s I can think of were Toby and Virgil, even Mane, Tadic and (to an extent) Tiss blew hot and cold. Solid six and seven is probably more fruitful; Niemi, Bertrand, Fonte, Lovren, Killer, Davis, Pelle, Le Saux