Delboy Dave

How much are they? Last years were 90 knicker! Was knocking out hooky ones down the market at £70, they looked the part but were just Sondico balls rebranded! Luvvly Jubbly!

What do the likes of Madrid command in terms of money?

Well we will see soon enough won't we hypo? If Glasgow is right he has a pukka source, if it doesn't happen you're gunna look like a right wally ain't you!

Which means what Mr Trousers?

If sold I think it would be more like 10m-15m no more. Anyone who thinks more than that is deluded in the extreme

Reckon iron on transfer would be easy enough. What do you wanna pay for one of them shirts without a sponsor? £30?

Why do footballers even need agents?

I'd settle for 5k. What's the matter with this lot?

Half a million quid to broker a deal? Greedy f u c k

Damn you Monk - I had a stiffy and everything!

Sack him off. Clearly only interested in coming here for the money! Greedy t w a t

Bearsy!

Thought he was on loan at Stanley?

I would rather support Portsmouth than wear that

It's his job to do that you wallys!

To be fair the lads on holiday getting lashed up with his mates, im not suprised he let slip

He's a gonna! Thats why hes in Barbados, prob celebrating his move

See ya later Luke, thanks for the memories!

First team I thought of when I saw that kit above was Stoke

Just seen Liverpool away effort - it's mega! http://m.store.liverpoolfc.tv/product/38076

Monster logo looks crap due to spotty chavs and knobhead biker types thinking theyre gangster by sticking it all over their crappy 1.2litre Corsas and 125cc 2 stroke bag-of-nails motocross bikes. Its probably the same kind of morons than ruined Burberry a few years ago that have made Monster such trash I would not buy a shirt with a Monster logo on it no matter how nice it was.

This forum has the worst mods in the history of Internet forums. Suspect they are all sons of Hitler

Shocker

Have season ticket prices for next season been released yet?

Why is the Taxi driver anymore credible than Milton?