Delboy Dave

Oh ****, you think I might be a bender? Gunna try reading your porno reviews again but this time imagining its a sausage fest and seeing if the old member gets excited!

Alright punters Is it just me or do any other of you geeks get some weird sentimental attachment to made up fifa players? I started a career on fifa13 as Torquay in league2, signed a few free agents, got 2 successive promotions to the championship, and one of my free agents from league 2 days is now 21years old, rating 85, on £15,000 a week and the likes of Madrid, City and Psg have come in for him with offers around £60m, the board even suggest that if I counter offer at £77m they may accept. But something's holding me back. I like this player. A made up player on a computer game. He is the best young player on the game. I can't bring myself to let him go. Am I normal? Or very ill?

Any links that will work on an iPhone please chaps?

Bout time he toughened up, what a fkn fairy

One would have thought these players would take a pay cut to play football?

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I know the warehouse is full of this knock off gear! I know thats where youve got it from cuz it's wear I get my stock from you soppy git! You see up here in Peckham they still think Saints play in stripes so the ol' punters still buy it for little Johnny! You yuppie sorts need to wise up rather than shouting your gob about having hooky gear!

Most of our players are well buff

I love you Monk

Does Monk post wind ups or not?

This link should work for my video of the penalty! http://tinypic.com/r/oghv2s/5

Will watch now

I love you Bear

Couldnt we get 2 £10m players instead of this chap?

Triffic work Oxford! Lovely Jubbly!

Just been down the nags head and Trigger reckons Micky Pearce has heard from Denzil who's just come back from Spain in his lorry that Damiao is gunna sign within 24hrs. Cushty!

£50

Yeah! Roo1976 has got the right idea. You are a grade A wally if you even consider this

These men need to get a fekkin grip! I've been at work 10yrs straight and these wimps can't do 2 years on the money they're on? They earn in a week what I earn in a year ffs

I dont appear to like football as much as you lot. Why would you pay that sort of money to watch a meaningless friendly? :/

I hope not. Glasgow is ITK but I hope he is wrong this time

25k a week at 18 years old. Bliiiimey

Seen posts over the last week or saying the forum used to be much better than it is now. I've only been on here 18 months approx, so don't really know how it used to be?

Why the feck isn't he working as hard as possible anyway? Can't stand dossers - maya out