Delboy Dave

Would you say no to an offer of £5m?

Top effort! Reckon we should sing it!

£755 to me! I took it down the nags head and sold it to Micky Pearce for a £1000... Who then sold it a day later for £900! He was well pleased with himself bless him, bragging that he once had the privilege of owing a match worn Rickie Lambert shirt and it only cost him £100! What a plonker

You reckon he's 32? I don't think he's that old cuz that would make him a similar age to Lambert and Mayuka is a much faster runner and lambert don't run as fast as him at his age!

I enjoyed that! Very entertaining game, certainly worth £5 and some! Stand out players for us were the two full backs (number 2&?) and number 10&11 along with Gallagher. Great play from the whole team tho who ripped Pompey a new one :-) Good to also see Lallana, Hooiveld and MoPo in the stands

I prefer the next photo in the Saints gallery, which shows Osvaldo promptly picking his pants back out his arse #chuckle

Can see it happening myself

Don't pay for saints player and I don't buy the match day magazine.. What's his house like? Not a patch of my gaff I bet, for a start his house ain't even called Nelson Mandela house!

******. Time for you Cork to show us what we've been missing my son!

You bells do you realise this is only a Internet forum?

How many other stats back up the return of Gaston

I don't read the lingo on that website so dunno what it says!

I'd swap Lambert and Lallana over in that lineup

How do you chaps get invited to hospitality? Is it who you know not what you know, as the saying goes? The only decent suit I know is Cassandra's dad Alan Parry the printer! Boycie ain't no good, Marlene don't let him off the lead for long enough!

I'm now a convert. He is ****

Come on saints!! Hope we go in to the break in the lead

Ps I was viewing on my phone before! Now im on my Rajah 1200 computer I can see it lovely jubbly! Theyre a crackin bit of kit.. look, heres a photograph of me flogging one to the local vicar!

No, I jut didn't realise you could click on the photos to enlarge them

What's the gist of the article spud gun

Can someone condense that for me into a few lines? I can't be arsed to read all that

Hopefully this deal is with a view to make it perminate!

Feel a bit better now after watching spurs get walloped 6-0

Where's this notion that he's not happy here actually come from? (Apart from the cats mates mate)

http://www.sport.co.uk/football/wright-i-hated-southampton-but-spurs-fans-were-always-good/44514

Lolz Glasgow