Delboy Dave

What a great character!

Absolutely NOT. our team is full of energetic hungry youthful players and you want to sign a lazy passed it merchinary in Berbatov? Yes let's undo all the good work that has gone into picking only players that fit both in footballing skill and personality

Ok to be fair you didn't say he would be a good signing. I can only assume you wouldn't say no, but you would instead say "absolutely not, you lazy goal hanging washed up passed it waster"

S Clarke are you on a wind up or been on the beer my son? You normally talk sense, but are you seriously saying Beebatov would be a good signing for us? Really? Honestly? Has one of the wind up merchants hacked your account?

Both top 4 clubs lolz

Short, simple and effective

So who smokes then? Osvaldo, who else?

Hope so! I'm down the market while the games on, so hoping there will be a stream I can watch on my portable hand held TV which will be hooked up to Sids Cafés Wifi! Silly sod thinks the cable is the power lead, little does he know it's the longest Ethernet cable ever!

What could jrod expect? 30grand a week?

That's more like it! Brought a smile to my face anyway!

60k a week for someone as useless as Osvaldo? Jesus wept

Sounds like he or his agent mugged himself off by having a contract clause along those lines. Imagine potentially fking up your own prem dreams and watching Jos and Gazza play. LOL

We should have given him a chance in the Prem. Afterall, we are STILL giving chances to Jos, Yoshida, Guly, Gazza etc so why not Billy? Osvaldo is out, Lambert is out of form, him and Jay could have worked quite well

Lolz ^^^

Doesn't sound good

Its been emotional down the nags head for the last few nights.. RIP mate!

This is a genuine tweet, but that's not to say the wording of the tweet is genuine @TransfersBPL_: Apparently Luke Shaw to Chelsea is close to a done deal after he's been in London today speaking tonChelsea officials. #CFC

Yeah but back in the day he also said Rod Stewart was going to buy the club...

What, you mean Rod Stewart isnt buying the club anymore?

There doesn't appear to be anything wrong with boruc?

Come on saints get a fckin grip for fck sake

Can see Sunderland winning this

Me and Rodders have applied! Cushty!

I should add that I meant to say "There is nothing to say the club wont/cant continue in the same way as it is now, without Nicola."

There is nothing to say the club wont/cant continue without Nicola. We thought we were up the creek when Adkins went.. It turned out ok. I know Cortese going is bigger than a manager leaving but, things just might turn out ok..