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Oh c'mon. I'm just a cowgirl!

Done. Hopefully a bit more innocent than how the last one was perceived...!

Ok guys, so Bucks is a maybe, UJ is a maybe, I'm battered and bruised from the weekend anyway, SO5 was the only other interested, silence from all other fronts...maybe we picked a duff date in the first place.... So how about we reschedule?

Jeez, and the World has left men to rule it for all these years?!

Yeah, I get that. I think that's basically how I feel. I can't be bothered by the effort involved to change it, and I like the fact that all the Americans like it.

Oh no! We can't do it without Bucks!

Aww, sweetie. You'll always be dangerous to me.

Bearsy is so sweet.

You surprise me Pap. I wasn't expecting you to be such a romantic. I genuinely have no opinion on it apart from I hate posh accents, and no money would be enough to persuade me to ever do that role. I don't see it as an equality, issue because I don't see it as an opportunity - more like a jail sentence!

What if they were in a cycle lane?

Typical. Your beautifully crafted email is lost, and the 'Physics you impress me' thread is still here. Is there no justice in this world?!

Yeah, but I'm failing this time round. Now everyone's met me, and realised I don't look like my avatar, they've all gone cold on me. Typical. I bet Bearsy would draw a bl*ody big crowd.

I think people who bully grassers are chickens.

I don't really take the hump! It was just ironic

It's doable, but I've never gone through central London. My friend does Leyton to London Bridge, which takes some nerve. People talk about cyclists jumping red lights a lot, but the big scares I've had have always been lorries turning left. Even if you never go alongside them.

Oh the irony. After all my feminist ranting, saintsweb perception of me is of 'girlishness' and 'wrapping men round my finger'. I clearly need to up my contributions to sporty topics and serious threads like the general election one. Groan.

Ha. See how tricky it is when you start making a list. Mine got so long as I didn't want to leave anyone out! Everyone ends up offended. You have become the new 'everyone wants to be on your list' person...

Hey UJ, I'll be there - hope you can make it. Relying on you to draw in a crowd!

Well, that's fine. But you didn't say that. You said her only contribution will be to give teenage boys wet dreams. Which doesn't give the impression of someone particularly enlightened.

So blame the 'industry' not a 3 day old baby. She's got no choice. Plus her parents are hardly fame hungry.

There's nothing quite like the experience of cycling in London, and reading/seeing the terrible things that happen, to make you very aware of your own mortality.

It was pretty hair raising, but in a good way! Climbed Tryfan Mountain the day after, which was also amazing. Beautiful part of the world.

Well, isn't that the primary purpose of all women?

Did my first mountain bike ride this weekend - the Marin Trail in North Wales. Wow, I'm addicted. I'm covered in bruises but it was completely exhilarating bombing it down. And the scenery was stunning - such a magical place. Worth visiting if you've not been before.

Never mind all this....I want to know Pap's bottom 5 !!