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And he was f*cked by Saturday

And a tolerance for Mars bars

Yes, it was an earlier 59-year period in our history, but (despite a possible next year in candy stripes again) we are becoming increasingly indistinguishable from Brentford, Sunderland, Sheffield United and Stoke who we are competing with every year to some extent. A return to dark navy shorts would set us apart and open up a lot more strip possibilities for the future.

Needs dark navy shorts to be 100%

Nice reply Turkish. No one bit on my question 🤣

Just for info, The Guide Dog has been bought out by Steamtown brewery and a complete refit will happen over the summer.

Hmm...if GoaT is God of all Time then what is CoaT?

That would align with a recruitment policy of signing older or injured players

Manchester United are leading the race to sign highly-rated Southampton defender Harley Emsden-James this summer, MailOnline has revealed. The Red Devils are reportedly ahead of Premier League rivals Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham in the chase for the promising 16-year-old defender, who could join United for around £1m in compensation. A number of top-flight clubs have been tracking Emsden-James’ progress in recent months, but United are now hopeful of landing the ‘brilliant’ centre-back in another smart deal for the future.

The Gary Neville award for football manager who is better at going on Monday Night Football than managing football teams Bronze Gary O’Neil. Tactics community still applauding after he patiently explained how his Wolves beat Bournemouth in 2023, a moment he deserved to savour after being cast aside by Bournemouth. Some sympathy again for his sacking, this time by Wolves, last December. Although Wolves’s performances under Vitor Pereira suggest O’Neil’s message had lost its potency. That and all the on-pitch arguments with players. Silver Ruud van Nistelrooy. Admittedly hasn’t actually appeared yet but must be odds-on to do so before December, by which point enough time has passed for everyone to forget his Leicester horror show. Expect serious calls for “someone” to “give him another chance”. But we must never forget. Perhaps this video after one of his few wins will lodge it in our minds? Gold Russell Martin. Clearly a charismatic and talented fellow. Tremendously engaging to listen to. Bright, personable, admirable. Also one of the men most responsible for this season’s Southampton side. From The Telegraph website

Bound to score then

New shirt sponsor, leaves no doubt that we are regularly f*cked.

Not if we go back to our original blue shorts!

Stephens is nowhere near good enough for the PL but the Championship is OK if, and only if, he is playing to his best potential. Otherwise he is not good enough for that league either. If he is on his better form, he has an excellent line in shithousery that will come in useful (as we have seen before) providing that he stays on the pitch.

As many as possible