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Seconded.

An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows. 'Twenty pounds,' she whispers. Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a Police Officer. 'Allo, Allo, Allo, What's going on here, people?' asks the cop. 'Ta be shure, O'im making love to me missus,' Paddy answers sounding annoyed. 'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.' 'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!'

Been really getting into pies lately. Savoury: Cottage Sweet: Banoffee

Good Riddance. Never rated him.

4th is champions league mate. Everton did it not so long ago with a squad by all means weaker than what we have now (and will undoubtedly add to/strengthen).

Aren't you the one who says the league is becoming very weak? That the teams at the top are not what they used to be? Or is there more than one delldays on here?

Champions League by 2016. Judging on how we outplayed and outclassed the reigning champions, more than plausible. VERY achievable. COYR!

It's called taking the ρiss mate. You'd have to be mental to take the OP seriously. I'm astounded at the number of replies in this thread. "15 Players to Leave in Summer?" WTF? FIFTEEN? Absolute joke of a thread.

Definitely a fast, pacy winger who can get in behind defences , take on fullbacks, and get to the byline from time to time. One of those who could play either left or right (switch with Puncheon) and give us that injection of pace that is sorely lacking. IMO only Clyne from our current first team (Mayuka excluded) has any sort of real pace. I like the Lens idea - perfect signing and won't break the bank. Rest of the squad I think is fine as long we keep bringing up quality lads from the academy. Wouldn't say no to a top-quality signing in any position though...

Some of you folks are getting way ahead of yourselves. Let's start with a more realistic scenario. Everyone pick five players they want the club to offload in the summer, that's all. FIVE, no more, no less. For me: Schneiderlin Ramirez Lambert Lallana Shaw Bonus: Cork (fine, you're allowed one bonus player!)

butter + cinnamon-sugar. YUM!

True that. We will do four doubles over teams around us this season - Newcastle will add to Villa, with QPR and Reading to come.

Dodged a bullet IMO. Looked like crap.

Is this what the premier league has come to? Bog-standard football.

Amen.

No disrespect to Phil Collins (big fan) but this was the first song that popped into my head. Perhaps cause I'm addicted to 80's synth-pop...

Bugger

Brilliant.

Class acts the pair of them.

Says it all really: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2276769/Jack-Cork-enjoying-new-Southampton-manager-Mauricio-Pochettinos-high-energy-style-play.html#axzz2KSz7qbD2

Not sure what player you're talking about right there. I'm assuming Morgan???

Wouldn't shed a tear to never see him in a Saints shirt again.

Looks like we'll be one of the biggest spenders in Europe again this summer. Top 4 perhaps after City, Madrid and PSG?

You know you're gay when...

Bovril. Especially this time of year. Lovely stuff.