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So now you have to isolate when "pinged" unless you don't have to isolate when "pinged". Somehow, working in food distribution and other 'essential' areas means that you cannot spread the virus to other people.

As Elwood Blues says - "I know about that stuff, I've been expoilted all my life".

That just shows how fragile the Internet DNS system can be. It looks like Akamai issued an update that 'poisoned' the root DNS system. A few years ago the Pakistan government tried to introduce a filter at their Internet 'border' based on DNS, and ended up disrupting the whole of the Middle Eat, South East Asia, Australia, and New Zealand.

If you do your ancestry research you might find that one of your forebears lived in the Potteries and was a Sagger Maker's Bottom Knocker.

No you don't, Windows' default printer drivers are crap.

That's a pitta. Perhaps I'll try an Oven Bottom Barm Cake.

If the Chinee aren't part of the Bildergerg Group, they should be really pissed off that they are getting the blame for the virus.

Zeneca

Anybody else watching The Hundred ? I am finding the BBC coverage grates; with X-Box graphics, 'lowest common denominator' presentation with Greg James explaining what a 'short ball' is, and cutting away from the action to hold vox pops with reality TV nonentities, it is piss poor.

Will plain sliced white or wholemeal do, or could I use sour dough ?

Of course they don't, the Civil Services do. The Sir Humphrey Applebys of this world are the real seat of power.

So how does he know ?

Manta

Surely quoting other posters goes against the principle of this thread ? ( But as I am ignoring all of you I didn't actually post this )

Depends on who is not in quarantine/isolation.

In the version of the Matrix that you imagine you inhabit, yes they are. ( From your perspective ).

LOL! You think any of this is real ?

From the BBC; Despite running the successful Vote Leave campaign in the referendum, Mr Cummings said that "no-one on Earth" could be certain it had been the right decision to quit the EU. "I think anyone who says they're sure about questions like that has a screw loose, whether you're on the Remain side or on our side," he said. "One of the reasons why we won is... we didn't think we were all right and all Remainers were idiots or traitors or anything else."

Godwin's Law strikes again.

Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever is left, however improbable, indicates that CD is a brain dead moron.

CD is on the right...

I watched a video of Sarah Taylor's keeping, ( I know, the usual YOUTUBE highlights reel ), and I reckon she would have been quite capable of playing in the County Championship, and can understand why Sussex have appointed her as a coach. Mind you,when "fast" bowlers are delivering 75mph balls, that will certainly help.

Quite easy to picture that if he leaves we go down, if he stays we stay up. In that scenario it certainly does help our budget, at least in the short term.

The Hundred; cricket's version of F1's sprint race. A pointless addition that no fan wanted. We already have 120 ball competitions, and have recently added 60 ball ones. Why do we now have 100 ball "cricket" to slot into the schedule ?

Katie Hopkins is being deported from Australia for breach of coronavirus quarantine.