Batman

Another surprising stat

get last mate, you have been the biggest drip on here lately. fuking depressing

uniteds last 11 homes games at HT... this cant be right, can it???

also, we literally defend from the front now due to long/mane being up top. They put the opposition defence under a lot of pressure and make them face their own goal a great deal more

Just another day in Calais http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3413566/Port-Calais-closed-migrants-storm-harbour-make-Spirit-Britain-ferry-desperate-bid-reach-UK.html

they are probably jealous of our winter transfer business in all honesty, Payet is probably the best of the rest in terms of summer signings Be amazed if a top club does not try to get him from west ham

Ron.... Feel fantastic. For all the players, staff and fans it was well deserved as we made it very hard for them we knew they were struggling at home we wanted the players to keep it tight Fantastic for Austin Told him to get up there and play with Shane. Great Debut for him Great organisation from everyone today We expected charlie to hit the ground running and it showed today. He has big numbers in terms of goals He had a good training session, we had to wait before getting him. 20 mins today for him. great news The longer the game went on we knew we had a great chance We had to keep in the game but take a chance we never played that well offensively but the final pass was not that good Strange to explain why we lose 4-5 in a row then win 3 in a row. That is premier league football we have big competition in the squad and it is a good problem The system we now play give us good organisation the last 3 games we dont allow teams much room. Today, united had 1 shot on target Charlie Austin... Great win, keeps our run going more importantly we won great ball in from JWP. He has that quality bit of a scrappy game and we had that chance we have defended from the front. Longy was brilliant The back 3 and 2 in front were superb We knew if we kept them quiet their fans would be on their backs Ron told me to take my chance Delighted with everything, hit the ground running We have another tough game next we look for another positive result Everyone brilliant with me I have that first goal. Good to get that out of the way, want to push on Weight off the shoulders to get the first goal. Have shown I can score Fans have been brilliant with me already

fair doo's

check this out from Delli Alli https://vine.co/v/ielPZ9JKtTD

Brilliant all round mane was very frustrating and tadic was not in the game much but had some very good touches the defence were excellent Vic was my MoM but a fag paper between him and Clasie Long was good and what a debut. THAT is why we bought Austin. great header, bottom corner, cracking finish other than a 5-10 min period in the start of the 2nd half, they were dire. Pretty stunning how a club like united with the money they spend play like that. Disgusting. prefer this win more so than last season. We never had to play that well/out of our skins and they cant say they missed very good chances (like Mata last season) cracking stuff

rooney takes one in the head

how is that not a yellow for rooney?

bang AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vic has been VERY good today

ahhhhh....great ball by JWP long heads over

dog shyt from JWP

clasie and tadic off rom and JWP on

ooooooh wanyama goes very close to be fair, their defender on the line probably would have stopped it

miles better from mane brilliant break and almost a brilliant cross to long

mane has been terrible. great chance to break and he messes up. he keeps trying though. they are a lot better this half

Mata on Fellaini off

HT horrible game, we are the better side Mane awful Long good vic good defence good clasie best player on the pitch so far. be amazed if Austin doesnt get 30 mins LvG cannot stay as united manager past the summer. disgusting football

mane is shyte so far. giving the ball away constantly