Pastor Patrón

We look so much better with a striker that actually moves

We may not be very effective, but god we play some beautiful football

They spent £15m last summer.

It's not, that's exactly my point

You don't go bankrupt from being good with money.

Selling him to Valencia for 15mill?

Because he's 30 and has a pretty mediocre goal scoring record. Much better options seemingly available.

I wouldn't, thankfully swap deals pretty much never happen

Why on earth would they pay that much if they know we're keen to sell?

Would be a sickening signing, please let it be true

Injured, ill and suspended. I said he's not consistently impressed and no better then a mid table premiership striker. Villa- Benteke, Fulham- Berbatov, Newcastle- Cisse and Remy, Swansea- Michu. Osvaldo is in the same category as them at best.

Absolutely, how's him playing 13 games a season working out for us? It shows he's immensely inconsistent throughout his career and is proving to be so here

The problem is you're turning him not playing into a positive point. He didn't play consistently because he either wasn't good enough, was injured, or suspended. Fact is in Italy he's averaged 7 goals a season. He even has the Carroll ponytail ffs

I was on about Italy, where his record is as I said above, hes had two good seasons in his whole career. His record is no more impressive then any mid table prem striker

So one good season then, aka andy Carroll?

Might have to go to this. Pretty juicy tie

Lets cripple the ****s, easy tie

In 7 season in Italy he's scored 16,11,3,0,0,5,1. That's not exactly outstanding.

Exactly, scholars of this nature don't grow on Shirley trees

Uni of, Trent is for dumbasses

Forest away because I'm at uni there

Because Davis is a professional

Lallana was nothing special until he was in his 20s

No idea if it's true or not but I've been told it all happened over a bad tackle on a youth player, not Osvaldo. Assume it's ******** but Jos said it apparently. And apparently it was Osvaldo doing the tackle, and Fonte reacted so Osvaldo nutted him. Sounds like my mates getting confused but meh never know

We signed Roma's top scorer and Celtics best player, I'm sure we could pull it off if we wanted too