Pastor Patrón

It sounds as if her intention is to sell the club by the summer but is happy to keep it ticking over at its current level in the meanwhile, hence no talk of the medium to long term. Which is fair enough.

Bring on the Champions League

Wait I just saw he's worth 14billion, I choose to take this seriously now out of hope.

I hear Cortese invited his good friend B&Q to dinner last night, make of that what you will.

Dalian Wanda is a company not a person you prat, Dalian is a city in China. ^ wizards

If we manage to retain the same level of progress on the pitch would anyone really want him back? He did a great job but was an absolute arsehole and it's a much more straightforward task now to get us pushing for Europe then it was to get us from League 1 to where we are.

Hopefully Katharina has asked him to conduct the press conference in English, hence the delay. It'd be another good publicity move.

'Of course I'll stay babe, just promise me you'll never leave me' yep seems legit

Because ML chose to save the club and no footballer is going to be inspired by a fat chick? ML had grandad swag.

I'm sorry I can't hear your ill informed take on fat loss as I'm busy stroking my eight pack

I think it's already acceptable. We've had one of the most astute and successful football directors in the country replaced with a morbidly obese female who's only claim to fame is being alive to inherit her families wealth.....tbh

Theoretically if Mopo, Shaw, Lallana and Lambert all left shed be borderline Rupert Lowe status no?

Lord Rothschild please, makes Cortese look like a schoolboy

Maybe Cortese wouldn't agree to relax the price of pies?

Yes, it gives a great amount of context to his comments

He looks and sounds like an absolute retard.

I think he'll stay until the end of the season

I would certainly hope Katarina will put out some sort of statement of intent as to her plans in the short and long term. It's nothing to her and is only good manners to the fans

Heaven forbid we finish 10th instead of 8th

Why is it being treated like she's gonna asset strip the club?

Perfect time to make a big signing to show their support no?

I hope they give him the same treatment he gave Adkins, zero acknowledgement.

If they want to leave because a chairman leaves then they're welcome to f#ck off.