Pastor Patrón

A striker has to be absolute number 1 priority now, if Rodriguez gets injured we're screwed. That Mitrogolou chap someone said looks handy

I don't recall ever punching someone with a pint glass tbh, nor do I know anyone who has.

How on earth is Barnard a top bloke?

Thanks for the info, good to see the team backing up Fonte. Just hope Pochettino listens since Osvaldo is clearly his pet project, and that another club actually wants the nutty c#nt.

Its an internal one, we can play him if we really want to, I think his one from the Newcastle game has finished

That's an utterly awful team.

So is Osvaldo technically

Both solid signings, I'd go for Ings and Rhodes though.

Couldn't he get arrested if the Daily Mail article was true, with assault being illegal and all?

Nope, wasn't even a member then and didn't say anything of the sort. I have said we should be looking for a replacement for him after he f#cked up at Arsenal, which I think is reasonably sensible.

Can we start an abuse campaign like Roma fans did please? That'd be super

Absolute madness if we don't sell him asap

The guys a clown and can't cut it in the prem anyway. Don't wanna see him in a saints shirt again

Being English also makes a players price rocket. Palace got £15mill for Zaha ffs.

For all his weaknesses he's still one of the top scorers in the league in a team that creates not very many clear cut chances. It's not about goals missed, no striker scores very chance, it's about the ones you put in the net

U wot m8??

Negredo isn't English though

Would anyone agree that Rodriguez is now worth over £20mill? A 24yr old striker who's now regularly scoring in the Prem is pretty hard to come by, let alone an English one. If he can hit 15+ this and next season he'll surely be our most financially valuable player? £7mill is starting to look a hell of a bargain for him.

The club has probably made her family a few quid as well so how about she changes her middle name to Southampton?

Check out mr young ruthless businessman. Have you just had your first ever works lunch at pitcher and piano and got a bit carried away or something?

Christ how thirsty for a bit of Luke Shaw are they?

Boruc Chambers Fonte Yosh Clyne Wanyama Cork Rodriguez JWP Lallana Osvaldo Be nice to give Gallagher 45mins too

3 England internationals and an Italian international should be sufficient for the short term.

Glenn Hoddle in being a ***** shocker

Why on earth would she publicly outline her investment strategy?