Unbelievable Jeff

Carragher saying we could be 7 or 8 up in the tie. FFS Puel/Reed.

****ing hell Redmond is destroying them.

FFS, what an easy chance for Puel/Reed to score there.

COYR!!!!!!

Doesn't mean they're similar players though.

I like him, I think he's very good. He's not an out and out striker though.

For those that haven't watched him much, Gabbiadini is much better than the stats suggest...

You've quoted Les there, but I don't think he ever said what you have written.

Don't forget he didn't play as an out and out centre forward then. The guy is an inside forward, and a very good one at that. He is not an out and out striker though.

Need a replacement for Fonte now. Looks like the dreaded metatarsal for VVD...

Or they had him on board to be the tunnel?

That should be 33 shouldn't it? Or is 23 the number of millions it's going to cost West Ham only the next two and a half years?

It's happier when you do TBF. I suggest you try it.

I'm surprised someone who was in the Armed Forces is as much of a whinnying pussy as you?

To be fair Whitey, considering the cost of property in Surrey I don't think that will be an issue. Those that can afford to move here can afford their own social care.

We have no players that are at all similar to Llorente, so not sure who's game you think is comparable. Can I also ask, are your stats for Llorente using this seasons goals, or career like you have for the rest?

We don't need to go that high to improve upon our strikers though. In the interim I'd go for someone of the Llorente ilk.

You can't coach form, you know that. You can try to change it, but frankly I just feel sorry for Puel. We just need a new striker.

Like this: Here is the Everton equivalent: Here is the United equivalent: Almost identical. Anything else you need?

52% of the population Whelk...

There's a middle ground to all of this though, it just has to be well-managed, which we don't seem to do very well.

I don't know, speaking to my mates and family in Surrey most seem to be up for the idea, as am I (also a Surrey resident).

Yes, but that won't happen and it's local councils responsibility, so this is the next best I guess...

Yeah, like Gary Cahill.