Unbelievable Jeff

He's a good player. Would take him for Fonte plus £10m (which seems to be his price).

Some more stats to add to this around shot conversion rates: Here is the average conversion rate in the Premier League (not including Saints): 5093 shots 581 goals Average Conversion rate of 11.41% Our current conversion rate is: 313 shots 19 goals Average Conversion rate of 6.09% If we even had the AVERAGE conversion rate in the Premier League, we'd have scored 36 goals this season, good enough to be 6th best in the League, and only currently outside the current top 5. We NEED a new striker, we don't seem to need a new Manager. The fault here is with Reed and the board for not purchasing a striker in the Summer.

No thanks.

Here is the link to the story: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/surrey-county-council-referendum-council-tax-rise-hike-15-per-cent-social-care-a7535091.html

I am assuming that the Bureaucracy is already built into the original Council Tax costs - so I'm hoping none!

And then sink the boat?

Agreed.

True, however I am just coming from the most likely explanation based on the information we have available, so logically that is the one that I am likely to put most faith in.

It's all about goals. People don't seem to know what they're watching. Here is the average conversion rate in the Premier League (not including Saints): 5093 shots 581 goals Average Conversion rate of 11.41% Our current conversion rate is: 313 shots 19 goals Average Conversion rate of 6.09% If we even had the AVERAGE conversion rate in the Premier League, we'd have scored 36 goals this season, good enough to be 6th best in the League, and only currently outside the current top 5. We NEED a new striker, we don't seem to need a new Manager. The fault here is with Reed and the board for not purchasing a striker in the Summer.

I think you'll find the correct spelling of his name is Frandy Bengali.

He is good in his natural position, as an Inside Forward. Up front, not so good.

I see Surrey County Council are to hold a referendum to see whether people would be prepared to increase council tax payments by 15% to cater for social care within the county. Personally I think it's a good idea - the strain on the NHS at present is ridiculous, and the increase in social care places will help to ease that in the counties hospitals. Hopefully some others will also take notice, and hold these - although it will be interesting to see how many people are interested in paying more to help the man on the street, and ultimately, themselves.

God, I really do feel embarrassed for Fonte. Backed himself into a corner based on promises from an agent, and ****ed himself up by doing so.

According to Heisenberg, yeah, and we all know how reliable he is.

Schar in for £15m then?

We're not Portsmouth.

As an aside, for VFTT read what I wrote about Turkish, but that he will also drop multiple c-bombs at you for doing so.

He does it, and has always done it to everyone. He's done it to me. I didn't get it at first, but I do now. Here's some rules to stay off Turkish's list: 1. Don't whine like a little *****. 2. Don't whine like a little *****.

http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/james-obrien-leave-voters-anger-theresa-may-speech/

To be fair, it was quite funny.

F*** off Bearsy...

Hard Brexit. Brilliant.

If we go through this window without bringing in a good striker, I will certainly be going down the "board complacency" route.

Well, let's see what's written on the back of May's fag packet then...