TwoPints

I haven't read all of this thread yet, only just found it. But does anyone remember the Frog and Frigate in Canute Road with its sawdust on the floor? That was a great pub. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

I was a Merry Oak lad too. It is indeed long gone. I remember walking across the veracity once a week to do some lessons in the girls school (I expect that's gone too). Football on the concrete playground at lunchtime and lessons in the Nissan huts. If I remember rightly, Mr Little was the deputy head, famed for his liberal use of the cane. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

If he's been awarded compensation for getting a kicking in prison then any compensation he received should immediately be paid to the families of the victims of his crimes. That'll either stop him claiming or ensure he gets more kickings. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

I do hope they lose again at the weekend. I was really enjoying it when they were perilously close to the bottom two. Couple of dodgy results over the next couple of weeks and we could be back in business yet (which is more than you can say for P****y. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

I hope she was worth it! Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

Me too.. We created so many chances in the first 15 minutes I thought that we couldn't possibly keep that up for 90 minutes but we did! Newcastle had nothing to offer on terms of attacking so Boruc has a nice quiet day at the office. Everyone else ran their socks off and we thoroughly deserved at least 4, could have been double that. I still don't know how J Rod managed to squeeze his second goal in. Have to wait for MOTD. Brilliant game to watch as a saints fan. Best of the season. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

Who's going to be the 100000th though? Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

Unbelievable. They are so deluded it's frightening. Warnock nor any of the others would touch P****y with a barge pole. The reason Andy Awful is doing it is because no-one else would go anywhere near the place. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

LOL.. 1 star after 44 votes now. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

Looks like Fat Dave has removed this photo from his FB page. Wonder why? Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

Brilliant! That just about sums them up. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

I'd say 1,000, 000 (on the entertainment scale rather than the number of managers!) Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

Noooooooooooooo.... Northampton have let a late one in Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

We use a Trakphone when we go to the US. You can pick them up anywhere (eg Walmart). They cost from about $20 for a basic one and you just buy top up cards (similar to payg). We've found it much cheaper than using the UK mobiles, especially if you're calling others in the US but I think you can get international call packages cheap too. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

After a really **** result like that when you lose right at the death so that it feels like you've been kicked in the ****** we have only one thing to be grateful for. At least we're not skates. Thank the Lord for that. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

This is great isn't it? Losing at home to York, Rochdale next, Northampton catching up with every game! I'd best get my Eastleigh season ticket ordered cos I don't want to miss that game next season. Can you imagine P***muff could be lower down the table than Eastleigh this time next year. Happy days Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

I love this thread. Makes me chuckle everyday. :-) Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

Sounds promising. I like the references to respecting club history... Looks like it's stripes next year then Also sounds like conversations have already started to MoPo about a new contract and he seemed positive that there would be something to announce whether sooner or later but MoPo's signing would certainly be a signal of intent. I'm sure he wouldn't sign if he thought all his best players were to be sold and that the plan was to stabilise in mid table. The futures bright... The futures red and white (stripes). Two pints is better than one.

Two nuns in the bath, one says to the other "where's the soap?", and the other says "Yes it does doesn't it!".

Picture the scene You're stood on a hilltop looking at the view and in the distance you can see the sun rising above the snow covered mountains. A river runs through the valley and you then notice the Indian reservation with its multi coloured teepee's below you. Just then, the Indian Chief appears from the largest teepee with a tiny baby in his arms. As you watch, he holds the baby up to the sky and proudly declares: "I NAME THIS CHILD RUNNING WATER" A young brave standing close to the Chief approaches and says to him: "You're really clever Chief... you name all of the babies in this camp ... how do you do it?" "Its very simple" says the Chief "when I come out of the teepee with the child in my arms, I'll name it after the first thing I see" "If I see the sun rising over the snow covered mountains , I might call it Rising Sun" "If I see the river running along the valley, I might call it "Running Water" .... "Why do you ask Two Dogs ****ing?"

What do bats sing when it's raining? Raindrops keep falling on my feet. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

Things not to say in a gay bar: "Can I push your stool in for you?"

Two bears eating a clown. One says to the other... "Does this taste funny to you? " Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

Things not to say in a gay bar: "Can I push your stool in for you?"

Things not to say in a gay bar: "Can I push your stool in for you?" Two pints is better than one.