Goatboy

Good lord. We'll be signing a player next.

Not fit enough, not good enough, too busy signing Liverpool shirts, sexting playboy twins, patronising the poor children of Brazil. Take your pick.

Poor Morgs. I can almost hear the tears splashing on to his four year contract.

Lol. Like Lovren, Morgan and Lallana you mean?

Ronald Koeman's up for sale army.

Did I read somewhere that there is a St Mary's board meeting today? If I was Kat I would be saying: "Can we please get one, just one m*****f**king purchase over the line!"

There you go. About a dozen threads summed up in one post.

Or saying that we should have said no earlier. Big help.

Any port.

Pre season going well for Pompey I see.

He was promised a move. The club have him under contract. Sounds even stevens to me.

And now he knows the board's.

What was he wearing? I hope he didn't have slacks and pumps on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XfuBREMXxts

Can't you feel it? It's the vibe of it man!

I don't think he could have given a better interview. Of course he may get sacked in the morning.

So is it 'Koeman's ultimatum' that has halted the sales or the 'protest by the fans'(lol). Stop making stuff up.

Lost the cellar keys again?

I'm with Viking. I was down in the dumps yesterday but hey, what can you do? I'd still turn up to support at St Mary's if my Nan was playing centre forward. Today I am keeping the faith and trusting in Koeman. The board can say what they like, I'm not listening anymore. Looking forward to the Leverkusen game and getting behind whoever pulls on the Saints shirt this season. UTS!

Haven't they got anyone slower?

I'm not even assuming Tadic is staying.

Can't be arsed now.

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F**k me. It's just beyond belief.