Saint Billy

New owners but we still manage to handle everything in a chaotic and southampton way.

Rather than being an asset I think he is part of the problem. Without his dead ball ability what does he actually add to the team. A captain and kingpin of the side who does neither.

Lavia will come on then go off early with reoccurrence of injury. JWP will have another ineffective game but wii manage to play a couple of decent back passes. Lynaco will get sent off for giving the ref a glaswegian kiss. A Armstrong will scuff an almighty divot out of the turf which will bust the net but the ball will trickle over the line for a goalkick. RH will sit on his seat with his head in his hands most of the match thinking "what the fuck do i have to do for them to sack me, ffs just do it now so I can leave with my contract payout and get out of this hell hole".

My gid golly aunt

What on earth is A Armstrong doing on a football pitch. I've given up feeling sorry for him.

All of a sudden we have become a fecking goal machine.

First I've heard of it, what is meant to be happening?.

A loss at Bompey will surely be the straw that breaks the camels back as far as Ralph is concerned. If we win will we be happy to see him carry on or will we have the hump?

Well let's talk positives, the point moves us up to................... Oh!

Football, don't you just love it. As soon as you bring anyone with promise in, be it players/staff, in an attempt to improve the team, they are all ready having their heads turned by bigger clubs and having one eye on leaving. Football has become a mockery governed solely by money. You are only any good as a side if you can buy success. My passion for football is dying by the day.

Probably proves that Bazuna is playing behind our worst defence in decades.

It doesn't seem to matter who is controlling our club, they seem to fuck up the quick and simple solutions.

Not a snowballs chance in hell.

Perhaps SR are waiting for Brendan Rodgers to be sacked.

Are there any nuclear bunkers around?, not that I think nuclear missiles are expected from Russia (fingers crossed), I just want to protect myself from the scoreline today. The fallout might be interesting though.

Rasmus Ankersen GLOBAL KEYNOTE SPEAKER On how to build high performing organisations. Perhaps put words into action as something on your own patch needs addressing Rassie.

Is this one of our purchases that will turn into a pot of gold in the future?. To be fair though, he looked mustard in his first game but has obviously had Ralph work on him. Hopefully as and when a new manager comes in it will bring out the best in our squad.

Like Ralph, Southgate nice bloke, but also like Ralph, so so uninspirational.

Football manager, one of a very few professions where you can get sacked but still stand a chance of getting a high grade job.

So often I hear Ralph saying about numerous players "He'll have to learn", the real problem Ralph is that you never fucking do.

Well, if you are leaving the jam in the jar, which I wouldn't recommend due to complications, I would go for an own brand as the jam is unimportant in this exercise.

Welcome bruv.

Can I recommend a bit of cows liver in a jam jar, takes some beating.

I haven't managed to watch all of saints games so far this season as I have been busy dead heading my roses naked, but has Bazunu really been that bad as we were all singing his praises first few games.

You can hear Carragher spitting all over the mic.