Plastic

Only saw last 20 minutes, thought he looked shïte

Johnson looks unremarkable.

Long looks crocked

That was a goal. VAR is ****, I’d be proper ****ed off if that was our goal ruled out.

Do they? How do you ‘budget’ for long-term customers taking services off-shore? How can you ‘budget’ for unprecedented scenarios? Did you ‘budget’ for the 2008 financial crisis? If so, ****ing good job lad. No.5 Power Coat ™

This is entirely accurate.

Armstrong is quality and this is obvious to anybody with eyes. He got the ball into Long for the penalty, had a couple of decent tries himself, and his effort and linkup play with Redmond was pretty much the whole reason we looked so dangerous in the first half. Scoring him 4/10 is mental, 8 from me.

He just looks so shifty. His whole manner. He may have got us to a cup final but he was the whole reason I stopped watching our manager’s post game interviews. Dull as ****.

Lovely. Impressed with (almost) everybody. Immense defending in the second half.

Magnificent defending in that second half. Vestagard is an asset in this situation.

Smash another ton on

This is almost as stressful as my week at work

McCarthy- what is the point in humping it up to the opposition defenders? Just invites more pressure.

Lots of passion, lots of energy. Played very well first half. Feel for valery but you have to be a bit of a tŵat to get 2 yellows in the first half.

Poor keeping there

Puel throwing the dice, double sub.

No way, Armstrong has been great. Valery was basically playing as a winger anyway, does very little in defence, so just move the midfield back a bit and play dull punt-ball to long for 20 mins before changing.

Fulham with 2 o/g’s

Poll please - what would you prefer at H/T? 11 men with 1 goal lead? 10 men with 2 goal lead? Tough one.

Fûcking BOOOM

Hmm, bad move

Honestly think Long may have eyesight issues. Twice I’ve seen him try to control a ball 4 feet away from him. Get him some Edgar Davids style goggles and watch him smash them in.

Ha. Nice control chilwell

Great work redmond

Good work long, bought that