Plastic

Oh, be nice

Hoj again. Idiot.

Oh Bertrand you star

What the **** are their players doing? They seem to be moving their legs quickly? Someone said it was called 'running', maybe we could give that a go?

PEH, what's gone wrong?

There you go

Not confident at all. A win would be an unexpected surprise.

Saintsweb supposition makes the news.

What's our minutes per goal stat this year? Must be up around 200

Quite tall isn't he? Type of thing we need isn't it? Tall? Scores goals?

Always looking to go wide on the edge of their box. It's infuriating.

Martina must have won a competition on a cereal box to be a footballer

WHY WONT ANYBODY SHOOT???

Jay looks to have slimmed down a bit

Martina is a joke player

Stoke may as well just bundle all 11 players into the goal, ball wouldn't be able to get in then.

Fuçking CROSSES!!!!!!

What are your thoughts on Puel though?

So many midgets

What a pussy

Dirty stokie baśtards!

Ha. **** Ref is ****ing awful but right decision

All over them

JWP is actually getting stuck in. Good work.

Hope so!