Plastic

Absolutely fücking terrible tonight

Fûck em

First time I've ever left before the final whistle. Dreadful.

Whoosh indeed, excellent joke!!!! I thought you were being serious, so yes please do add smilies when you do a funny.

I took you for an intelligent individual, sadly I now see that I was mistaken. Johnson was making a facetious comment based upon a single commodity, which he used as a catch-all for Italian exports, the 'fish and chips' retort was equally facetious, feel free to replace it with any UK export commodity you can think of.

An Italian minister described his meeting with Boris during an interview on the Today program... Boris "we want a free trade deal with the EU after we exit the EU" Italian minister "No" Boris: "Ok, well you will sell less Prosecco" Italian minister "Fine, you will sell less Fish & Chips. But we will sell less Prosecco to 1 country, you will sell less Fish & Chips to 27 countries."

Unlikely

I like this thread. It's like a carefully constructed check-mate attempt. I'll castle my king. Yes, I hope we win a cup too.

I think so

Oh dear. Bye bye forum, see you Thursday!

One of those days guys. Write it off.

So, Messi in January then?

Palace are playing very well second half. Just because they have had a poor run of form, doesn't mean they are ****. This is the prem after all.

Sims for JWP or PEH please

Jesus boufal

They will fold second half. 2-3

Well, at least we will be forced to shoot now.

Probably quite a few other threads you can post this type of nonsense on, other than the match thread.

Like boufal. Not as good at diving as Mane though!

Said democracy to the tactical voter

Ok, I accept that you are an ex-UKIP supporter. Also - 'shatlock'? That's an embarrassingly poor pun...

Oh dear. Let me put it another way. The statement below constitutes a logical contradiction: "I voted for UKIP. My vote did not support UKIP." To your principles, that I suppose I must concede. I had assumed that you were opposed to their ideology, due to you mentioning that your vote was tactical. However I now see this is not the case, and that you align quite comfortably.

What a strange comment. No wriggling from me. Technicality or otherwise, you 'supported' UKIP in the EU elections. That's your choice of course, but it's not a debate, it's a fact.

Technically, the fact that you voted for them counts as 'support', irrespective of whether you abandoned your principles to do so.

Golden post