Plastic

Sam McQueen 30/1 second goal scorer. Having that.

Don't really know how it should change. They will defend hard, and we don't really have an option to unlock them. Boufal? Maybe? The backwards passing and lack of urgency are very frustrating.

No injury time. Odd.

It's a fair point

VvD standing in the box like a ****ing striker! Wouldn't surprise me if he was getting a bit frustrated with our quality

2 weak corners from JWP

Suspect keeper

Jesus. Hard work now

Hojberg you tit

I only have freesat sadly, no BT on freesat. Luckily, sportsmania to the rescue!

CBA to read glasgow's nonsense, he uses sad face emojis as bullet points ffs. So I will obtusely assume that 'our' league refers to Europa. Bring it on.

exactly this!

Shane long nailed on to score

Did I see a little bit of magic footwork from Jrod close to the end? Couple of tricks and went past 2 or 3 players? Light at the end of the tunnel perhaps...

Redevelopment of the waterside area sounds promising.

Not very impressed with Hojberg, he's made quite a few mistakes across a few games now.

Boufal has silky feet. Nasty foul by Milner on Redmond

Whisper it.. we are looking pretty solid...

Bit of Fifa-esq play from us down the right, nice long range shot from Cedric.

Oddly not that bothered by this game, expecting to get smashed. Probably only able to watch the first half, but by that point I may have had enough sorry for miserable post!

Chinese might care tbf... Probably keen that the goose keeps sh|tting out golden eggs

Im a fan, but there's a lot of spin in that article.

I can't deny his ability as an interviewer, but that discussion is very worrying. Neither labour nor Tory showed any sign that they had the first clue how to proceed...

This is exactly what we are set up for, hence the squad rotation. I'll take 14th and decent cup / Euro run thanks.

I've been lurking on this thread for a long time, but couldn't resist this gem. It's right up there with "I bought a lottery ticket today, I reckon I could win the jackpot if I picked all the right numbers"