Plastic

It was a question, hence the question mark.

That's us out there then as it stands?

Martina likes shouting at everyone else and telling them where they should have run to doesn't he?

I keep expecting us to suddenly burst into life. But I have a horrible feeling that this is as alive as we get

Almost 2-0

Refs done ok

Sam McQueen 30/1 second goal scorer. Having that.

Don't really know how it should change. They will defend hard, and we don't really have an option to unlock them. Boufal? Maybe? The backwards passing and lack of urgency are very frustrating.

No injury time. Odd.

It's a fair point

VvD standing in the box like a ****ing striker! Wouldn't surprise me if he was getting a bit frustrated with our quality

2 weak corners from JWP

Suspect keeper

Jesus. Hard work now

Hojberg you tit

I only have freesat sadly, no BT on freesat. Luckily, sportsmania to the rescue!

CBA to read glasgow's nonsense, he uses sad face emojis as bullet points ffs. So I will obtusely assume that 'our' league refers to Europa. Bring it on.

exactly this!

Shane long nailed on to score

Did I see a little bit of magic footwork from Jrod close to the end? Couple of tricks and went past 2 or 3 players? Light at the end of the tunnel perhaps...

Redevelopment of the waterside area sounds promising.

Not very impressed with Hojberg, he's made quite a few mistakes across a few games now.

Boufal has silky feet. Nasty foul by Milner on Redmond

Whisper it.. we are looking pretty solid...

Bit of Fifa-esq play from us down the right, nice long range shot from Cedric.