Plastic

Saintsweb supposition makes the news.

What's our minutes per goal stat this year? Must be up around 200

Quite tall isn't he? Type of thing we need isn't it? Tall? Scores goals?

Always looking to go wide on the edge of their box. It's infuriating.

Martina must have won a competition on a cereal box to be a footballer

WHY WONT ANYBODY SHOOT???

Jay looks to have slimmed down a bit

Martina is a joke player

Stoke may as well just bundle all 11 players into the goal, ball wouldn't be able to get in then.

Fuçking CROSSES!!!!!!

What are your thoughts on Puel though?

So many midgets

What a pussy

Dirty stokie baśtards!

Ha. **** Ref is ****ing awful but right decision

All over them

JWP is actually getting stuck in. Good work.

Hope so!

Going to be an interesting one

Level on points with Everton, I'll take that. Not a great game, but on balance a deserved win. JWP is no good, Boufal has skills.

Oh comical. Jrod...

Normal form sadly

For Clasie... at least it's an offensive move rather than bringing on another defender or dm

Oh dear. Davis on for boufal, going to defend for the next 20 mins then?

JWP & Clasie are substandard