Plastic

JWP & Clasie are substandard

Well played

Nice

Ok, awake finally!

Redmond on. Christ.

Lots of boos

This is our level now. Hanging on by our fingernails, at home, against boro.

All a bit dull

It's the awful saints version.

Commentator on sportsmania slating Puel. Saying our play is slow and boring. Only 7 goals in 7 home league games.

Good god, why? It's abysmal.

We have an office in Barcelona and employ a few young people there. It's a great market and salary demands are significantly lower than the U.K for equivalent skills. Also thanks for displaying your European credentials, perhaps you truly are the renaissance man you believe yourself to be

A glimmer of hope for those of us still keen on working or living within the EU... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-citizenship-keep-freedom-of-movement-guy-verhofstadt-chief-negotiator-opt-in-passports-a7465271.html

The new, new Henry?

you missed off net profits! Hooray for fiscal prudence!

Nobody wants to watch a 0-0, which was clearly the aim yesterday. That's pulis-style anti football. I'm as ****ed off today as I was last night. So many wayward passes, players not running for through balls and then blaming the passer, so little movement, it was almost played at walking pace. So much anger and frustration with each other, all blaming someone else. Austin did well until his injury, tadic looked quality when he came on, VvD obviously looked good, yoshi solid, sims had energy, everyone else was largely anonymous. Didn't help that some ****s in chapel thought it was funny to shout 'wooooooaaahhhh' at Forster when he touched the ball. Why the **** would you do that unless you were a ****ing skate?

I'm actually finding you quite entertaining tonight. Well done.

**** off to the large group of HBS fans in the itchen who got rowdy when they scored

A lot of bickering and frustration on display tonight. Not a happy team at all.

Absolutely fücking terrible tonight

Fûck em

First time I've ever left before the final whistle. Dreadful.

Whoosh indeed, excellent joke!!!! I thought you were being serious, so yes please do add smilies when you do a funny.

I took you for an intelligent individual, sadly I now see that I was mistaken. Johnson was making a facetious comment based upon a single commodity, which he used as a catch-all for Italian exports, the 'fish and chips' retort was equally facetious, feel free to replace it with any UK export commodity you can think of.

An Italian minister described his meeting with Boris during an interview on the Today program... Boris "we want a free trade deal with the EU after we exit the EU" Italian minister "No" Boris: "Ok, well you will sell less Prosecco" Italian minister "Fine, you will sell less Fish & Chips. But we will sell less Prosecco to 1 country, you will sell less Fish & Chips to 27 countries."