Plastic

Bertrand doing his best to avoid a transfer. Good lad.

Russians are cack though

Very good

I think Mane is great, but I would certainly take 40mil for him now. African cup next year isn't it?

Yep

The only sensible thing to do is hire them all and rotate the manager after a loss.

Probably Pellegrini, then Puel.

Are we back to De Boer yet?

Not even on Paddy Power's shortlist this morning, now at evens.

I'd be happy with Garcia, sounds ideal. Cheers KBS

you tell 'em. we should have a stack of managers on retainers for this eventuality, the fact that we don't is laughable.

Clearly the car analogy is most appropriate here. It's like ordering a Ford Focus with 1.8t zetec petrol engine and getting all excited, but when it turns up its a 1.8 diesel. You say hang on a minute I wanted the petrol engine because of its performance characteristics, but they respond by saying the diesel provides better fuel economy and is the smarter choice overall. You stare at them blankly for a while before losing interest and wandering over to a Manchester garage to admire the Ferraris and Porches.

Why, are you keen on one of these two?

Obviously I have. We could probably poach Mark Hughes if we had any balls, but I think we're holding out for Chris Coleman, it'll be a proper coup after he wins the euros.

I'm underwhelmed by all your underwhelming suggestions. Can't any of you show some AMBITION?

We could have Dowie or Phil Brown in by now. Board clowns.

JUST FÛCKING HURRY UP AND ANNOUNCE A MANAGER I DONT GIVE A SHÏT WHO IT IS JUST GET ONE

Agree, used to playing with JWP and some of our other youngsters too. 8 mil sounds steep, but at least everton are paying for most of it.

They're not even in ****ing Europe, the Russian political class spend most of their time looking to pick fights with European countries, so not sure why they are so keen to be in a European competition (or why they were ever invited to be).

Vid of flare gun being shot into the English stand. Pretty ****ing terrible tbh. I withdraw my comments re England fans being the main agitators. https://mobile.twitter.com/ynfa_thehub/status/741899857363865600

Fingers crossed.

Wales were good, but we should beat them. Be very happy for us & them to qualify.

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****ing hell