Plastic

He's not offside

Davis has been abysmal. Looks either disinterested or lost, can't decide.

Boos at half time? Or did I imagine it?

This formation seems to rely on attackers receiving the ball with their backs to the defender, and then turning the defender. Not working so far :/

Sportsmania is back up, try the EPL HQ stream

Look weak at the back

Sportsmania is back online guys!!!

sportsmania down? anyone?

Got to admit, he does look class in that video.

Keen on the Romanian, don't know anything about the other chap but if he's both crocked and a prima donna, I'm not so enthusiastic.

Agreed. It's your duty to follow them and sack off work.

You sure that's Les?

Is it pronounced 'Pule' or 'Poo-el'?

Dalek, for what it's worth, I prefer your gentle pessimism to the fervent rants of Robie and his ilk.

Never going to win this one, but slightly disappointing performance due to weak forward line. Hojberg good, VvD good, rest of the team not so much. Oh well.

All our threat seems to have come from crosses this half. I thought the diamond was designed for through the middle play?

Alpine's creature

Oh yes well done Jose Mourinho for inexpertly trapping the ball.

Commentators make me sick

Need a change now, looking a bit desperate

He does

Austin please

Redmond not impressing today, sadly.

Never stood a chance here. It's like a football coronation.

I don't give s **** about women's hockey stop posting about it