Plastic

Good. Silly fat tŵat.

It's ridiculously big. Especially for the championship.

Dull first half, better second half. Great possession play, VvD incredible again. Wham were awful, we were quite good. Very happy with 4 wins & 4 clean sheets.

There it is!

Adrian MoM

West Ham are shîte

Good goal

You are dull

****ing sky balls. Keep it on the deck ffs

Yep

Not been great so far has it?

It's all about perspective

Love reading these, thanks.

Christ that's scary

Good win

Another fantastic ball from Hesketh. New fan favourite?

What a goal from Hesketh. Fully deserved.

Ooh unlucky Long. It was a good try

Really well held up and controlled by Hesketh, lovely through ball to Austin. Missed a good opportunity

Shane long make a nice run and cross, Austin skies the volley

Lol zaha chips ball into his own face, out for a throw in

Austin scores. Easy

Pen to us. Long is tricksy

Awful Hollywood backheel by Clasie is cut out, palace do nothing with it

They are basically playing their first team against our reserves. Think we are dong ok. Palace certainly not in control.