Plastic

What's happened to the centre circle? Looks like someone has dug a pond, and the way the ball bobbles as it travels over it implies it's not been filled in very well.

Rooney picks a nice pass, but the **** spends most of the match walking, which takes the urgency out of everybody else's game.

Brilliant. ****ing England.

Point at the champions, 6 clean sheets, excellent performance overall, and Glasgow loses 40 quid! Gotta be happy with that.

JWP with a shït effort there.

VvD must be jet lagged

Great game from Davis imo.

Is this you criticising Austin? Saying he doesn't get enough stick? Tut tut!

Don't be silly

Not our day :/

Poor old ref's having to run like a baśtard today!

Great work by Forster, not rushing out saved that one.

Oh dear VvD

Pretty weak revelation imho. May be against the rules, but all betting on yourself shows is that you will be trying your hardest to win. Betting against your team would be more of an issue! Shame they didn't have anything more interesting on him.

Is he getting a knighthood?

Corner, finally!

JWP looking alright tbf

Nearly 100 more completed passes than us. Surprising.

I really hate games where we rely on crosses for scoring opportunities.

We were very lucky there

Got to say, HBS don't look bad.

Wow. This is very poor so far. Really do expect 2nd half to be better.

Martina has been sheet so far.

It'll be a classic 2nd half. Just you wait.

Little bit of tinkering at HT I think