Plastic

**** you offside.

That is not a theory, it's a supposition.

Did you rate them then?

Not really a surprise tbh

Yep. I see a lot to be positive about so far. Like to see Austin on for Redmond

Yep. We seem to be getting lots of space behind Shaw. Hope we take advantage, doubt it'll be there in 2nd half

Oh Neville, you twât.

Looking good so far. Shame about Romeu

Has Glasgow's probation expired or something? Gone from an occasional poster back to a rabid troll in the course of a week!

I think you got the wrong end of the stick old boy. I mourn the loss of a great player. Any compensation for a future move would feel hollow, but I doubt he will hang around at Liverpool if his form continues.

Mane goal. http://youtu.be/eDpBrqQQVmI Who cares? I do. Hope we added a significant sell on clause.

Surely captain Fonte will be posting on Twitter to reassure us it's all bolloçks. Surely.. Any second now...

Thought the same. We looked a very small and fragile team today.

Great vision from Redmond to pick out pied there

No idea, but he's quite poor

Can't believe we still rely on yoshi as backup. Could buy significantly better for a couple of mil you would think. And we'll need backup if we plan on going anywhere in Europe or cups.

Lol saw this before goal. Thought wtf, now get it

Hojberg

All our players look like midgets. Do we have the shortest squad in the PL now?

Pretty bloody poor so far eh? Glad I'm sat round the pool on holiday rather than paying to watch that!

Mane scores http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36999262

It's not a crowd pleaser http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/premier-league-kit-rankings-2016-8494444

Some more solidarity http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36936658

Eating out is getting expensive. Every fiver counts.

Interview at Spurs apparently