Plastic

Martina you tit

Oh José

Filthy ****ing animals this lot

This sky commentary, so biased. You can hear their disappointment that we scored.

Gooooooaaaaalllll

Mane was hacked to bits in the box. Just unbelievable.

Bunch of hacking ****s

Jesus. Awful defending

Great save from FF

Cortese on sky sports one singing potch's praises atm.

Bull****! But Christ I hope so!

Funny Ref http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/sadio-mane-stop-ref-andre-7877006 Also Mane makes it into the FIFA team of the week... http://www.futhead.com/16/players/25630/sadio-mane/

Yes the fighting cock forum is what we all aspire to. That's cute

Yep. This was Sterling's chance to prove himself ahead of the Madrid game. He was shocking, barely troubled Martina. I hope Mané doesn't leave, we have no need to sell him (this season), I'd rather he left next summer for 10m rather than this summer for 30 (or 40).

Long was ****ing brilliant. Tireless and won almost everything that came his way.

That was bloody hilarious! I was sat in chapel and you could see him desperately looking left & right. He didn't have a clue what to do. Poor lad!

Only negative, Jrod looked like he was running in treacle when he came on. Looks to have lost some pace

Great game. Everybody played well, decent atmosphere. Enjoyed that!

Nice

And only £75k per week you say? Sign him up!

Sold out now apparently, hope you got a ticket.

Nigel Pearson? Bloody hell, doesn't our ambition stretch a bit further than that joyless thug?

One of my few visits to SMS this season, hoping for a nice sunny day and a 2-1 win

this big, in fact

Almost conceded 2 in a minute. What a strange game! Thank god that's over