Plastic

Janmaat suffers an injury from excessive embarrassment and has to leave the pitch

Lol

Fûcking brilliant

I love shlong

Second half will be much more difficult I imagine. Rafa will be kicking arse at H/T

Martina looking competent so far

God Newcastle are wànk, don't look bothered at all, jogging around the pitch. Can't wait for true Geordie's review.

Dangerous play. Obvious foul.

Lovely play

Beautiful!!!!!!

COYR

Obviously it isn't

Not really bothered, don't think the team has improved over the last year. Not a bad manager but he doesn't strike me as the best motivator.

Vardy's a tŵat

Can't rely on penalty decisions to win games. Need to score from open play.

What a save there

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie Austin Earns a mother ****ing fortune Sits on the bench At enormous expense So let's hope he scores a goal goal goal

No joy in our game, all frustration. Good team but can't score for shït

Not even excited when I see a cross from us go into the box now. We just can't connect to them.

I don't think it was a handball

Gonna rape us now

Good goal

A tad biased?

Fully agree

Thank god! Bye Milner