Pilchards

Translated: Feck this boat is me getting wet but sang good me, people laugh it funny.

You have become so ****ing boring, it's like you have no friends and you need to be noticed by others. Please plant a turnip and watch it grow boring ****.

What worries me is the standards of this forum, first up the poo thread, followed by the wee wee one & now this. This is fast becoming a bad forum.

I must be the only one that thinks it's all sad as I love having them as rivals. Still think they will get away with it.

Easy this one. We spoke to Maynard & Sharp before Xmas and they both wanted too much for wages. We knew that Hooper would come to us as he did not want so much more than the others. Celtic won't let us have Hooper so we have gone back to Sharp, however we need to meet his terms or it's off. Simple as that!

100% yes he does. They spoke to him a week before Xmas and he said this is what I want a week to play for you. He's never heard a word since, but that was from the end of last week. I have no new updates as I've not seen the guy since then.

It's very possible that we can do another run like we did towards the end of last season. Get the injured back and 3 extra players in then we can win 10 straight easily.

Can't understand why we never went for the Fonze player that Leicester signed today from Villa.

A Fonte slice into our net as we miss out on auto promotion by one goal. Now that would be fun - SIGNED DALEK.

Yes indeed Adkins wanted him to train with us to see how it goes but Cortese said a big no no. It's a well known fact this one from the Beattie party.

Saw Minitram on the back of one once.......

Rix 15 and under Funniest thing i've done and the Saints sports shop did it for me.

I was told yesterday that the club hope to wrap up a deal for one of two strikers that we have been linked with Sordell or Jay Rod in the next few days, this Hooper & Rhodes is to put pressure on Burnley & Watford to accept our offer or we will go elsewhere. Very interesting tactics and I will believe it when I see it.

According to there forum they have Ricardo Fuller coming in on loan.

Maybe it's time for me to make a visit? problem is I don't know what he looks like and I even won't if he walked past me unless he has a cone on his head.

It's the footballers come dine with me episode on channel 4.

Maybe Jos delivered the 6m transfer fee in a brown envelope?

What Bayasgalangiin Garidmagnai? Wow the guy is a legend, 31 goals in 17 games already, sign him up I say. He is called 'Galas' for short.

If he is saying his name has not been mentioned on here yet then perhaps it could be a keeper. We would look for a keeper who can pass & throw it out, anyone spring to mind?

How long does it take you to pack a suitcase? Get yer arse over here now boy!

Okay my last message was an attempt on humour, what I dont understand is this. Why would Saints tell anyone else what we are bidding etc? It's never been our style so why now? The Hooper thing comes across as attempt to get him a better contract at Celtic as it looks like his agent is spreading gossip about a bid from us. I personally think we will bring in someone else not mentioned anywhere.

Hooper or Rhodes?!? Can't we go for a decent striker that knows where the net is? someone like Torres perhaps.....!!!

You know something we don't know?

This. We are not going to pay 7.5m for him now as he is not worth it. Back up plan Nigel.

No because he wants 20k a week and saints will not pay that.