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Matt Oakley Steve Baker Keith Cassells & David Puckett was always the ones that I remember most.

DC 'Bloody daughter & her permanent marker pen'.

Two moments that have stood out on twitter is Chaplow cuddling the box in bed & Lallana posting a picture of the dumb & dumber guy sticking his head out of the window by saying Jack Cork popped his head out. I still think we should have a twitter sticky for just the players comments.

He will be running at Haydock in the 3-55 race on the 21st of May 2012.

Someone heard that Leicester are sorting out a deal for Sharp, he heard it on the TV. News to me but I personally believe Lucas is a done deal myself as I have been reminded by the guy who told me.

Guly was ****ing **** & we threw 2 points away as we never truly believed we could get a 2nd. Harding for Fox puzzles me too. ****ed off now but I reckon we will buy our way into the Premier come Jan.

Let's do these skate bastardsssssss

I've just seen Kelvin Davis on crutches outside Costa in Winchester, that's the best omen yet!

The two top dogs play each other Derby vs Man yoo according to a website I saw. Should win this!

I'm gutted as I've booked to have my nails done for my works do.

Okay my go for the gossip bit. Lucas from Coventry, just needs to agree personal terms according to someone who knows Lucas very well. Never had gossip from this guy before but his son knows him.

If anyone knows the history of Cortese's PA's then PM me as I will reveal her name to check it. Thanks.

You mean him?

As I teach over 100 students now I've began to get a wider network for gossip etc now. One guy claims his wife used to really know NC as she worked for him at St Mary's. He claims that the money setup in the fund by Marcus is over 300m and will only be touched once we reach the Premiership. Not sure on that one myself but who knows?

It starts from the ages of 8 as I know someone involved, what a future we are going to have which I predict will be in full swing for everyone to see in 2014.

Cheers MLG for that information, top class as usual.

Thats awesome.

I never saw it but my son told me he fell over the water bottles. Someone must have a video as it was being shown on sky.

I love abit of Wonga!!

Hip hip hooray......!! The team picks itself now & SDR will be great off the bench. 3-1 us.

We need De Ridder & one of the centre midfielders on the bench to change things around.That leaves Barnard having to start up front for us and a vacant right midfielder slot that needs filling, why not Frazer? Just a thought, put Guly back on the right & bring Fox in with Harding to at the left, leaving Lallana to float.

Heard this evening that the Pompey new manager is on the verge of quitting & the WBA loanees are going back after Saturday as they can't afford them. With our away form it might be evenly matched now. Who would want to take over Pompey next?

Why obsession with the wage bill? It's because the club sets itself at 60% (example) on all the income that it makes and if it's bang on 60 now then something has to give. We need to push on to the next level which Is the premiership which means those players listed above won't ever play there because they are not good enough. I know that football clubs operate by the % of wages as I know a chairman of a local club who told me this, he even told me that Pompey used to operate at 120% at one stage, ha ha.

And we won't bring any players in until we get rid of the rubbish & the injury prone.

We can quite easily bring in Maynard, Lucas, nippy winger & Clyne but it's the wage bill.I've noticed we operate at a percent of the income which means Dickson & Puncheon are the ones we need to get rid of in January to push on.I honestly believe we can walk this league if we go for it!