Mr Biscuits

Apparently Zlatan's ponytail has far more power in it than Andy Carrol's

Er no..... We don't sign Zlatan, Zlatan signs us

Oh I say, well played sir!

Out of puppies

Zlatan makes his own luck

I also heard that all cats in the SO postcode have to be renamed Zlatan as well

I heard West Quay will be renamed Zlatan in his honour

Read it expecting some sort of confirmation of indication that he's going. Found none. Wait until he's standing at someone else's ground holding their shirt please.

I think we had an awesome season. Bring on the next season and see what we can do again

I just went out into the garden and had a small practice cheer on my own. Next doors dog started howling, several birds attacked me and a badger gave me a very disappointed look. I CAN'T DO IT

Ah no- you see he just says 'the best team'. Which clearly isn't 'the bestest team', which I'm sure you will realise is one level up.

I'm going with a Saints win. Purely on the grounds that I've taken my son to the last two home games and we've put away 7 goals. So another 3 against Palace would round it off nicely thanks

Clear demonstration of the mindset of your average skate - goes to a game obviously expecting to beat the team that really has Been ripping up league two all season. (With apologies to Rovers) Lol

Forster has been immense this season

Ref doing everything he can to help Spurs here

Anyone feel like the spurs players are starting to lose it a bit?

How did he get the ball through all that?

This ref is utter garbage

Happy we got into them a bit more late on. Ref surely needs to start booking these dirty Spurs players

What happened to walker? Didn't see any real clash of heads or anything

Good goal to claw back

Is that Zlatan?

I saw Vic in his Range Rover on Friday as I was headed over to Marchwood. He looked like he was driving, not sure what that means but I'm sure someone one here will make something if it

Are you a bookie? TAKE MY MONEY

Would that be classed as 'ripping up league two' do you think?